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Tewi: Ew, a poor piece of shit

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@incorrect-touhou-quotes
Reimu: Ew, an earth rabbit
Tewi: Ew, a poor piece of shit
Tenshi: Every time you yawn you suck a ghost's dick.
Iku: Okay, first off, no, and secondly, what the fuck?
Mokou: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
Kaguya: I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME.
Utsuho: You’re a lying, cheating piece of crap! You’re not the woman I married!
Orin: Fine then! We’re getting a divorce! And I’m taking Satori and Koishi!
Satori: *pushing the Monopoly board away from them*…maybe we should stop playing.
Kanako: *walking in smiling* Sorry i’m late i was doing stuff.
Sanae: *noticeably disheveled* i’m stuff...
Sagume: God, I hope she thinks I’m cool.
Ringo: Who?
Sagume: The baku on the other side of the road
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now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
Sukuna Shinmyoumaru
Reimu: We're not married! Marisa: Dude, we're a little married.
Scrubs
Okina, recruiting Mai and Satono
Okina: We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind...
Mokou: My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts
Reisen: why
Mokou: She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control
Sakuya: I have butchered millions on countless moons.
Marisa: Whoa. I liked you better before you talked. Real… real bring down, this guy.
Mokou: Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us.
Sumireko: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
reimu: today, marisa was tragically killed in a youkai attack
marisa, standing next to her: i'm right here stop telling people i'm dead
reimu: sometimes, i can still hear her voice
Source: Sphere (1998)
[In the Hellfire Mantle, to Okuu]
Marisa: Is there heat coming off this thing or is it just happy to see me?