Cosmic Funnies
Kiana Khansmith
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Not today Justin
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Noah Kahan
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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if i look back, i am lost
@theartofmadeline
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@incorrect-trixie-lulamoon
Trixie: From now on, we’ll be using codenames
Trixie: You can call me "Eagle One"
Trixie: Twilight, codename "Been there done that"
Trixie: Discord is "Currently doing that"
Trixie: Maud is "It happened once in a dream"
Trixie: Starlight is "If I had to pick a mare"
Trixie: And Thorax is...
Thorax:
Trixie: ..."Eagle Two".
Thorax: Oh, thank Celestia.
Discord: You looked hot yesterday.
Trixie: You didn't see me yesterday.
Discord: Didn't need to.
Trixie: Are you in the mood for a quickie? Because I am.
Twilight, choking: What?
Trixie: A quickie? You know, one of those tart things?
Twilight:
Twilight: It's pronounced quiche.
Twilight: Is something burning?
Trixie: Only my desire for you.
Twilight: Trixie, sweetheart, the toaster's on fire again.
Discord, out of nowhere: Has anyone ever told you you're really annoying, Trixie?
Trixie, a little hurt: N- no.
Discord: Good, because I didn't really want to fight anyone today.
Trixie: First impressions are important.
Discord: Yet you married me anyway.
Trixie: Where's my fucking wallet?
Twilight: Trixie, there are foals around. Say it nicer, maybe?
Trixie: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking wallet?
Trixie: I did not sleep at all last night.
Rarity: You know what they say, if you can’t sleep it’s because someone else is thinking about you.
Trixie: Ha! Who’d be thinking about me at 3AM?
Discord: panicked silence
Trixie: Excuse me, I demand your undivided attention.
Discord: You couldn't handle my undivided attention.
Starlight: So, what do you have planned for us in the future?
Trixie: Lunch.
Starlight: No, like, long term.
Trixie: Dinner?
Trixie: There's three ways to do things.
Trixie: The right way, the wrong way, and the Trixie way.
Sunset: Isn't that the wrong way?
Trixie: Yes, but faster.
Discord, to Trixie: You haven't yelled at me all day
Discord: Is it something I've done?
Trixie: In fact, you just lost "Trick" privileges. From now on, you can call me "Trixie" or "hey, you".
Capper: C'mon, Trick.
Trixie:
Capper: C'mon, hey, you.
Twilight, to Trixie: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Twilight:
Twilight: Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.
Trixie: Those candies you gave me? They all sucked.
Twilight: But you ate all of them.
Trixie: I had to make sure they all sucked.
Trixie: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry.
Twilight: Not a rivalry. You're just always mean to me.
Twilight: And not unspoken.
Twilight: You talk about it all the time.
Trixie: I would never say this to Twilight's face
Trixie: but she is a wonderful pony and really smart.
Starlight: why
Starlight: why wouldn't you say that to her face?