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eli: steve, what are you eating?

steve: *hands eli the bag*

eli: these are edibles......

steve: yeah i know they’re edible i just ate them

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blinky: you have to pick your battles, jim

jim: i’m picking all of them

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claire: interesting...the odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.

blinky: i would say infinitesimally

toby: yes, and i would say teenily weenily. we all know words

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toby: we have fun, dont we jim?

jim: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life

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toby: you call it a near death experience, i call it a vibe check from god

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toby: if you’re on the sun then sun-dried tomatoes are just tomatoes.

jim: wouldn’t they be dried tomatoes? they’re still not normal tomatoes.

[later]

toby: i asked claire and she says there’s no tomatoes on the sun. so it looks like we’re both wrong, but more importantly, you’re wrong.

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jim and claire playing scrabble

jim: i will add an ‘r’ to your “at” to make “rat”

claire: i will add your “rat” to “biostratigraphic”

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steve: oh you want to see how hardcore i am!?

steve: *punches wall*

steve: there ya go

steve: ...now take me to the hospital

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Eli: We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!

Steve: Nope, don’t remember, didn’t happen!

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toby: listen blinky, in this world it’s either yeet or be yeeted

blinky: i am begging you to please stop talking.

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jim: you know, my dad once told me that bad news is just good news in disguise

toby: was this before he abandoned you?

jim: yes. yes it was

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draal: you look pretty

nomura: what?

draal: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY

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*jim filling out a form*

Name: james lake jr

Age: 16

Sex: haven’t done it

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toby: hey jimbo? my hands are stuck in pringles tubes ... both hands, yes ...

toby: look, it’s not important how i dialed the number, just send help

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toby: hey do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

claire: you’re a hazard to society–

jim: and a coward. do twenty.

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gunmar: you ready to fucking die?!

jim: no i’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!

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steve: you look great today eli. pro homo.

eli: pro homo?

steve: it’s 2019. we support the gays