LooselyReadyMade's First Masterlist
Last Updated: 20/12/25
Total Works: 12
Trigger Warning: This Blog is heavily NSFW, U18DNI. Frequent themes of violence, sex, fighting, threats, drugs/alcohol, abuse, death. Please read the trigger warnings in each fic for more details
Hazbin Hotel Fanfics
Short Stories (50k or less)
The Jambalaya
Quick summary:
The thing is, you weren’t necessarily evil, or a bad person, just someone who made countless bad choices enough to land you in Hell. You were, however, petty. As FUCK. So when Lucifer humiliated Alastor by swooping in and stealing the crowd with his delicious pancakes, leaving Alastor's hard-work simmering in the crock pot, you decide to take some well-deserved karma into your own hands.
Longer Stories (50K or more)
Locked in a Memory
Chapter 1: Tasting a Memory Chapter 2: Facing the Dream Chapter 3: Answering a Siren Song Chapter 4: Kidnapped, Unintentional Chapter 5: Groundhog Day Dreaming Chapter 6: Lucid Dreaming Chapter 7: Worlds Apart Chapter 8: Buck, Meet Doe Chapter 9: The Broken, Bonded Chapter 10: Sharing His Sanctuary Chapter 11: Taunted by Trauma Chapter 12: Blood Down the Shower Drain Chapter 13: Under Lock and Key Chapter 14: Charlie's Admirer Chapter 15: Months of Dreams Chapter 16: Consequences of your Actions Chapter 17: Mending What's Not Broken Chapter 18: Twin Lines Chapter 19: The Imprisonment Chapter 20: Party Tricks Chapter 21: A Fork in the Road Chapter 22: The Powerless Stag Chapter 23: Love and Aftercare Chapter 24: Judgement Chapter 25: Not Running Far Enough Chapter 26: Evaded Chapter 27: Blackout Chapter 28: Checkmate Chapter 29: Caught in a Spider's Web Chapter 30: Now they Boil in the Pot Chapter 31: Thank You Gifts Chapter 32: There's Always a First for Everything
Quick Summary:
Alastor is fighting his nightmares head on, desperate for a restful sleep. The fallen angel Emily is creating illusions of Alastor's memories to try to help him heal from the trauma. In doing so, she tricks Alastor into creating his own perfect person to talk to in his dream state. The question remains - who's reality is the original one, when both Alastor and the reader meet in each other's dreams? For the reader, an AFAB fem, the tantalising thrill of meeting a true villain in her dream is too tempting to ignore. So much so, it drags her from everything she knows into a world she never imagined possible. Despite her powerful lover, the reader has to make a deal for her own powers, and learns some dark magic tricks of her own in order to survive Hell and the powerful enemies she faces. Her afterlife takes a sharp twist in fate when the fact she never actually died means she never became a sinner, leading to a very unplanned pregnancy. The secrets, the running and the final battle to save Alastor from the very worst of his nightmares are made just a touch more difficult by the baby bump. Fluffy AF ending.
Flame of the Hearth:
Chapter 1: In Death You Want Chapter 2: Inner Flames Chapter 3: Tensions at the Hazbin Hotel Chapter 4: The Dancer Chapter 5: Sacrifice For Freedom Chapter 6: Moving Out Chapter 7: Improvise, and Use Your Thighs Chapter 8: Vox's Offer Chapter 9: Alastor's Counteroffer Chapter 10: Misdirection Chapter 11: Evil Rooted Deep Chapter 12: Seeing the Cracks Chapter 13: Taming a Phoenix Chapter 14: The King and I Chapter 15: Focus in Flame Chapter 16: The Conference Chapter 17: Seen in Shadow Chapter 18: Curiosities and Questions Chapter 19: Happy Trails Chapter 20: The Fall Chapter 21: Paradise Chapter 22: Spend the Night Chapter 23: Six Days, Five Long Nights Chapter 24: No New Normal Chapter 25: Anger, Untempered Chapter 26: Falling Apart Chapter 27: Strings of Fate Chapter 28: A Walk in Sin Chapter 29: Greed and Regret Chapter 30: The Trial Chapter 31: Poisonous Roots Chapter 32: The Back-up Plan Chapter 33: Viscosity Chapter 34: Unforgiving Chapter 35: Playing with Fire Chapter 36: My Darling's Screams Chapter 37: The King, The Equal, and the Coward Chapter 38: Blind Spots Chapter 39: The Courts of Heaven and Hell Chapter 40: The Juror Chapter 41: The Strength of Seven Sins Chapter 42: Calm Before the Storm Chapter 43: My Final Goodbye to You Epilogue
Quick Summary:
Life had not been kind to you. Reaching the end of your limit, you turn to dark magic and demons to escape. Your call is answered by Evil itself, blessing you with a curse and releasing you in Hell to begin your new life. You deal in favours; a currency that collects as wealth in the Rings of Hell. Greater deals lead to greater risks, rendering you vulnerable to some very powerful demons. Escaping the Lust ring, you hide in Pride, only deepening the danger you're in as those close to you are getting targeted. Then Lucifer Morningstar came and upturned everything you thought you knew about this world. Your initial hate for him ran deep, hiding the undercurrent of attraction when he came near. He breaks down those fiery defences, tests your limits, and teaches you control over your flame. His mentorship is skewed by his desire to touch you, losing his self-control and giving in to temptation. Taking you around the world, his once broken heart revives as you fall dangerously deep in love with him. His distraction leads to far greater dangers in Hell than he previously anticipated. When conflict arises, the question is asked; who's side are you on?
Misdirected Affections:
Chapter List and AO3 link
Quick Summary/Intro:
The Reader is just that - she's a connoisseur of the Hazbin Hotel Smut. Indulging in a range of fanfics and authors, she's learned some off by heart, could dream about them. The strength of this little fixation has carried through to the Hellaverse; subtle shifts in their reality, unheard urges leading demons into new behaviours. Lucifer is dragged in by the force of her nightmares, the pressure akin to 'Locked In A Memory' calling him. Forming a relationship in their dream world, he's trying (failing) to find a way to bring her to the Hellaverse, so he could live moments from 'Flame of The Hearth' and other stories in his reality. Her loud mental voice carries through to more than just Lucifer; when she reads, Lilith often hears, and is getting sick of it. Having no idea about the dream fling with Lucifer, Lilith pulls the reader through, gives her what she thinks she wants, and lets her keep Alastor busy while she works on her agenda with Heaven and her daughter. For the reader, her only option is voluntary amnesia, so she doesn't carry through too many secrets from her old life that can unravel fates in Hell. Lucifer, who's relationship with the reader was basically just a dream, is forgotten to her. For now.
Set in the height of Season 2 of Hazbin Hotel, a lot of the events in the further chapters play out at the same time as the final episodes, with canon divergence to fit the reader and an alternative reality Lucifer in there. Meant to be a love story that reminds us all that destiny and fate can go fuck itself and we do what we want.
In The Shattered Mirror
AO3 and Chapter List
The reader has incredible powers that span from absorbing the Creation Crystal in Misdirected Affections, the prequel to this story. Her ability to shatter through walls between universes has caused immeasurable damage to the fragile timeline she stole a Lucifer from; by throwing him back into his world with all of his new knowledge, he's dead-set on improving the lives of Sinners and establishing redemption as a means of peace between Heaven and Hell. Ash, the alternative version of the reader, now has to deal with the consequences. Speeding up the timeline of their planned uprising, Ash, Lilith, Roo and their strategically placed assets are now at risk of detection and failure if the ignorant King has actually woken up to the intricacies of his own kingdom. Hopefully, the King continues to play checkers, while the ladies are playing chess. Only time will tell.
Multiple-perspective 3rd person omniscient storytelling from the alternate universe, with primarily 2nd person reader-insert or Lucifer perspective in the original universe. Heavily featured scenes from season 2 of Hazbin Hotel and key events from Flame of the Hearth and Misdirected affections, this is a direct sequel in the series that is currently an ongoing WIP.
Child of the Crater
Child of the Crater - AO3
Quick summary:
The reader bursts into Hell in a flash of light, as human as the day she was born, with a voice in her head screaming at her to RUN. The Hellaverse she adored as a fan has welcomed her with bloody, gory arms, with the Hazbin Hotel team taking her under their wing. With chaos and absolute fuckery abound, the reader takes on various scenarios such as: investigating a murder, challenging Overlords, freeing an imprisoned imp from a goetia estate, getting shot, getting rescued from being shot (but rescued is a strong word it's more kind of captured and eventually abused (it's a rough couple of chapters tbh)), escaping said rescue, only to get shot again. Her death leads to bringing a little mutiny and a whole lot of sluttiness to the pearly gates of Heaven, so she can find a way to make peace between the warring realms.
(This was my first ever fic and helped me write my way out of an abusive relationship so i'm absolutely not sorry for how appallingly bad the writing is, it was fucking fun and cathartic as Hell <3)
Smut Shorts
Secrets Between Our Shadows (Reader x Alastor's Shadow)
Part 1: Ice Breakers Part 2: Under the Table Part 3: Surviving the Soup Part 4: Confessional
Quick Summary:
Reader is a demon guest undergoing redemption at the Hazbin Hotel with an unfettered crush on the Radio Demon. Though he barely glances her way, his shadow is becoming more persistent in gaining her attention. The only time the reader is near the shadow is in public spaces of the hotel, leading to some very powerfully awkward moments trying to disguise the heat going on under the table at dinner. The best part? Alastor has no idea.
I Heard You Dear (Hazbin Hotel AlastorxAFABReader Breeding Kink Smutfic)
Chapter One: Awakening a Rut Chapter Two: Smoke Where There's Fire Chapter Three: Abhorred and Adored Chapter Four: Uncouth, Carnal, Divine
Quick-ish Summary:
You joined the Hazbin Hotel with good intentions, willing to work towards the promise of redemption. Whilst living there for a few weeks, your intentions became far less innocent as being near the only attractive stag-formed demon in the Pentagram began a whole new mating season in your doe body. You're overwhelmed by the breeding instincts, lost in the sight of the Radio Demon's form when he loses control, leading to private moments of pleasuring yourself to cope with the heady lust. Alastor has no such issues with his deer form until he stumbles upon you in the midst of your orgasm calling out his name; awakening an unrelenting rut that demands to be answered by her, and her alone, despite his attempts to cope. The sweet musk of her scent drives him insane as both his rut and her mating season worsen dramatically in the span of three very lustful days. Realizing each other's weaknesses to desire, you and Alastor play intimate games of petty revenge to allude to your needs. Despite the worry from the Hazbin Hotel staff, you're pleasantly safe and protected in the Radio Demon's arms as he satisfies the rut by breeding you thoroughly.
*** Back-and-Forth POV switch for extra horny fun effect. Enjoy! ***
When Else Will I Get A Chance Like This? (Hazbin Hotel AFAB Soul Swap SMUTFIC)
Chapter One: The Tower's Chambers Chapter Two: Seeking Shelter Chapter Three: Means To An End Chapter Four: Why The Fuck Not
Quick Summary:
The bright promise of reliving your fondest memories has lured you to the mysteriously appearing castle in the outskirts of the Pentagram. The bliss quickly turns to horror as you try to escape the twisted ghosts of your past, crashing through to find the Radio Demon devouring a manifested corpse in his own torture chamber. The grand host plays his wicked trick, swapping your souls between your bodies for optimal torture. The two of you fend off the Infestor Demon, fleeing back to the Hazbin Hotel. Poorly disguising the change in personalities, you hide in the Radio Demon's bedroom, working out how to persuade the King of Hell to swap you back without anyone else working out the soul switch and potentially exposing the two of you to immense dangers. Problem was, his body is constantly trying to seek entertainment, and yours is a mess of hormones and trauma. What could go wrong? And well, when else would you get an opportunity like this again?
SMUTTY SMUTFIC, very confusing gender switch, gender terms that often don't make sense because they're in the wrong bodies, story for fun, NO PLOT IN THESE PORNFLAKES.
Smut Longs
The Burn Within the Ice (Reader x Alastor's Shadow SMUTFIC, the sequel to Secrets Between Our Shadows)
Prologue Chapter One: First We Learn Chapter Two: Uncaged, Unhinged
MORE CHAPTERS (3 TO 32) (I RAN OUT OF LINKS ON MY MASTERLIST) (FIGHT ME)
Quick-ish summary:
Alastor's shadow takes an interest in the reader, seducing her with logic-and-physics-defying feats of romance and touch, bringing her to heights of pleasure at the most inappropriate times. Alastor himself is blissfully unaware, until forced to confront the obsession his shadow has over his favourite sinner. Secrets Between Our Shadows is only the beginning. Now the reader has to survive Alastor himself. Ruthless, powerful, and utterly furious at bending to his shadow's will, the Radio Demon is wrath personified, caged in infatuation that doesn't belong to him. Secrets become harder to keep the longer they're held, especially when it starts to hurt Moni. The balance of power shifts when you take on the shadow as your own, barely learning how to navigate the additional consciousness before you're vying for Moni's freedom with Vox himself. When you realize that the situation is a lot more complicated, you end up needing to decide who you had to let go in order to keep the other.
Velvet Choker (Hazbin Hotel Smutfic sequel to I Heard You, Dear) Chapter List (complete chapters 1-20 plus epilogue)
Quick summary:
Hazbin Hotel Smutfic with multiple different reader X relationships. Smutty, whumpy, angsty, fluffy, frustrating, hot, silly, etc After the mating season comes to a rough end, the reader ends up in another Overlord's bed; the fashion sovereign herself, Velvette. The fierce love triangle becomes only more complicated the longer it goes on, leading to sly attempts from both Alastor and Velvette to claim the reader's affections while pissing off their rival.
The Angel's Fall (Hazbin Hotel VOX Smutfic Dead Dove Do Not Eat Yandere Series)
Tumblr Chapter List and AO3 Links
BACKSTORY: The Reader has been granted the female body they always yearned for, after suffering a life of dysphoria in their assigned gender. The only caveat was that it was at their death, and required them to become an exorcist nicknamed 'Blue' by Adam upon arrival to Heaven. The training was gruelling, earning respect through sweat and agony, summoned to slay demons in the first-ever extermination. The reader's morality and shame won out over their training, opting to live with demons to try to atone for the needlessly spilled blood. ********************************
Smutfic brief summary:
You're given an undercover role in the Vees' tower, joining a team of tech nerds who run the server room like it's their whole existence. Which it sort of is? Your job is to keep them functioning, so they keep Voxtek running efficiently. A challenging task when the CEO, Vox himself, has decided to claim you, watching your every breath through hidden cameras. The tech Overlord's intentions are far from innocent; breaking down your resolve, showing you the world through his carnal gaze. Making you fall apart in a body you don't yet understand. Whilst also trying to hide your angelic identity and ties to a secret army. No problem, right? The events leading up to season 1 and 2 of Hazbin Hotel are part of Vox's downfall; his helplessness as he claws at his reality, fighting for control, yearning for what just isn't within reach. His own ego tears apart his relationship with the reader, hyperfocusing on his growth into God-like worship to prove himself as ultimately worthy. Then, following the events of season 2, we have Pathetic Whumpy Vox. Without spoiling the story, it's very heavily fluffy, whumpy, frustrating, smutty and complicated. Major character deaths in the final 2 parts, plus a little justice for both Angel Dust and the reader...
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