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Inui: Eat my custard again and I’ll eat your shower curtains.

Kugi: I have ....... glass doors?

Inui: Well, crunchity munchity then! You think that’ll stop me?

#etsusa bridge #trashpups #incorrect quotes

Kugi: You sure you know what you’re doing?

Inui: I’m making it up as I go, but I sure am happy that you elected to come along.

#etsusa bridge #source: justified #trashpups #incorrect quotes

#etsusa bridge #vamp!#here have these as an apology for not posting for a long ass time #i dont remember making these but i found them on my laptop so here #i kinda hate the last one but #here

Sherlock: (completely serious) You know, I was named after a detective. My name is Sherlock. Guess which one I was named after.

#source: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency #etsusa bridge #yayyyyyyyyyy #another submission!!#agallimaufryofoddments #thank you!

Mihael: Can you pass the salt?

Ferret: Can you pass your classes?

Mihael: …Too much salt.

#vamp!#ferret von waldstien #mihael Dietrich #source: demidorks #theyre a tumblr blog #ferret be nice to him #hes trying

Jun: You're in love??? That is so sweet!!

Inui: It's not sweet! It's a disease!

#etsusa bridge #trashpups #source: tumblr #most of this is trashpups and im not sorry #i love them #jun sahara #inui hayato

Kugi: I'm gonna play a song for you right now

Kugi: It's called 'my life so far'

Kugi: *Takes a deep breath, plays a chord*

Kugi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

#etsusa bridge #source: tumblr #kugi seichi #his boyfriend is kinda rubbing off on him #also he's #done #also same

Inui singing to Kugi: hey hey you you I don’t like your boyfriend!

Kugi: ??? But you’re my boyfriend?

Inui: *finger guns* Exactly.

Kugi: ?????

Inui: I have self-esteem issues.

#etsusa bridge #trashpups #these guys are gonna because most of my eb stuff at some point #also Inui I love you #youre trash and have killed people but I love you #and Kugi loves you #source: tumblr

QAWSED: I'll favor satanism over anything

Yellow: Even over ice cream?

QAWSED: Yes

Yellow: What about winning in monopoly

QAWSED: Satanism

Yellow: Even over the internet?

QAWSED:

Yellow:

QAWSED:

Yellow:

QAWSED: YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN

#vamp!#the organization #source: pjo discord #im Yellow #this is a real convo i had #yellow that's his reason for existence #thats a litle unfair

Inui: I'm, not overly protective of you why would you think that?

Kugi: One time I shook hands with Lihuang before I hugged you and you didn't talk to me for 2 days

#etsusa bridge #trashpups #source: original #smh Inui #he's a jealous pupper #cause he thinks Kugi won't want to date him after a point #because he's so crazy #this is a bit to the extreme i know #but this is also an incorrect quotes blog so

Michael: Fool me once, shame on you, but fool me twice…fiddle-dee-dee

#source: the office #vamp!#yayyyyyyyy #a submission!#eyes-like-a-gentle-knight #submission

Inui: I made tea.

Kugi: I don’t want tea.

Inui: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.

Kugi: Then why did you tell me?

Inui: It’s a conversation starter.

Kugi: It’s a horrible conversation starter.

Inui: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

#etsusa bridge #trashpups #source: tumblr #look at Inui #trying to start a conversation with his crush #its adorable #im p sure Kugi just sighed and walked away after this tho

Gitarin: I don’t have a favourite employee. How could you even say that? All of my employees are of totally equal importance and worth.

Carlos: It’s Jun isn’t it?

Gitarin: I can’t help it, she has those “love me tender” eyes and I’m weak.

#etsusa bridge #source: tumblr #theres a reason i put Carlos #and if youve read all the eb fics on ao3 you probably know it #i love the guard team #i say even tho i had to google gitarins name cause i forgot #thank you eb wiki

Relic: I spy with my little eye something beginning with 's'

Hilda: Sunshine?

Relic: Nope

Hilda: *looks over Ferret and Mihael* Sexual tension?

#vamp!#source: tumblr

Inui: Kugi is out of town for a few days, so while he’s gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off of all my shirts.

Jun: Why?

Inui: He’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control.

#etsusa bridge #trashpups #jun sahara #source:tumblr #he really is #Inui stop

Magician: I could kill you if I wanted to.

Hilda: Yeah? So could another human being.

Magician:

Hilda: So could a dog.

Magician:

Hilda: So could a dedicated duck.

Magician:

Hilda: You aren’t special, pal.

#vamp!#source: tumblr #lmaoooooo look at me #already failing #i'm sorry

Kugi: Are you finished

Inui: Finished with what?

Kugi: Breathing

#etsusa bridge #trashpus #source: unknown #pls Kugi #you love him

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