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Raymond: Father, you are a cranky, gross, weird old man, but we will get Professor Venomous because nothing is stronger than the power of —
Boxman: Love?
Raymond: Raymond.
Professor Venomous: Boxman is my husband! You should be ashamed!
Shadowy Figure: If Boxman is your husband, YOU should be ashamed!
[After KO becomes TKO and joins Shadowy Figure]
Darrell: He’s had a change of heart.
Fink: Lot of good that’ll do him; he’s still got the same face!
Raymond: Radicles is the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen!
Fink: That’s not saying much for him...
Professor Venomous: You’re the man I’ve been dreaming of.
Lord Boxman: What do you eat before you go to bed?
Professor Venomous, looking at a computer screen: Hey, Boxy? What’s a boomer?
Boxman: Uh...
Boxman, thinking: Say the first thing that comes to mind!
Boxman: Destroy the plaza!
Professor Venomous: What?
Boxman, thinking: Uh... maybe try the second thing that comes to mind.
Boxman: Shannon, you are in so much trouble!
Shannon, thinking: Play dumb!
Shannon, speaking: Who’s Shannon?
Shannon, thinking: Not that dumb!
Raymond: When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
Darrell: That’s brilliant!
Raymond: Thanks, Daniel.
Darrell: You’re welcome, Robbie.
KO: I know you’re not used to this, but maybe you should just try to keep it chill and see what happens!
Professor Venomous: Great advice. Impossible to follow, but great advice.
Professor Venomous: I had an awful dream.
Fink: P&F related?
Professor Venomous: Sorry but Phineas and Ferb were not in it.
Fink: Buford?
Professor Venomous: No characters from Phineas and Ferb were there.
Boxman: How could you make that deal with Shadowy Figure?
Professor Venomous: Well, Boxy, I calculated the odds of my plan succeeding versus the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid, and... I went ahead anyway.
Darrell: Professor Venomous... why are you dressed up like Laserblast?
Fink: Because he IS Laserblast, you moron!
Professor Venomous: Was... [accidentally fires laser]
Carol: I think snakes are a big threat to our national security.
Professor Venomous: May I ask why?
Carol: No.
Fink: I know everything you’re going to say before you say it!
Darrell: I’m sorry you had to hear that then.
Shannon: What do you do when the romance has gone out of a relationship?
Raymond: I get dressed and go home.
Lord Boxman: PV, I would shave my head for you!
Professor Venomous: A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year.
Ernesto: You think I’m pretentious?
Shannon: You’d eat a worm if I gave it a french name!