#source: frasier

[wish-incorrect-quotes]

Gabo: Are you happy?

Simon: Are YOU happy?

Gabo: No, but we’re not talking about me.

[wish-incorrect-quotes]

Amaya: Just sit down and relax. You’re being irrational.

Magnifico: Don’t you dare call me irrational! You know that makes me crazy!

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Hunter: If Crosshair and I get onto a ship, only one of us will come out alive. You've got to come with us! Tech: Hunter, you are my brother. That entitles you to my bone marrow and one of my kidneys, but this is an imposition.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Carol has just suggested a party game of "Murder"

Miss Prissy: Oh, Foggy, there you are! Come, hide with me. I know a little nook where no one will find us.

Foghorn: This ah say this game's a lot scariuh than ah thought!

[sammys-magical-au]

Ryland: I’m not denying my feelings! I’m so in tune with my emotions I was able to move through them quickly. In fact, I’ve logged them all in my journal! Let’s see, where are we? *squints at the page without his glasses* “5 am; blissful confusion. Something’s happened, but what? 5:01;” ah yes - “an overwhelming sense of emptiness and despair. 5:07;…” this one’s hard to read… oh right! - “wept uncontrollably. 6:15; all cried out. Hungry now. Ate an entire box of Frosted Flakes, they’re grrreat!” So don’t you tell me I’m not in touch with my emotions!!

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Fowlmouth: It's time for another blooper.

Foghorn: Ah, yes ah say yes. We'ah up to numbuh faw, faw that is, as voted bah you ah say you, the viewuhs. Heah's ah say heah's what happened when a certain protege of mine didn't realize the camera was filming backstage...

Fowlmouth: Now what the [beep] is this? You call this a [beep] paycheck? How the [beep] am I supposed to live on this [beep]? I'm gonna have a little word with that [beep]-darn station manager, walking around here like he owns the mother-[beep]-ing place!

Buster: [who's entered] Can't believe that wasn't voted number one.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Ralph Wolf: I just hate how this arbitrary point on the calendar has become so significant. And as far as my hangover went, it was worth it; I partied my butt off like a brain-damaged test monkey. Wile E.: I see. Well, allow me to congratulate you on your first science-related metaphor. Ralph: Thank you.

[thebearincorrectquotes]

Sydney: I just don’t think it’s very smart to make rude gestures at other drivers.

Richie: He cut you off!

Sydney: That doesn’t matter. You do not antagonize a man whose bumper sticker says: "If you’re close enough to read this, I’ll kill you!"