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[Sally talking to Sue]

Sally: You know I always wanted a sister, but all I got was this dork.

Billy: She made me wear a dress until I was ten.

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Colon: Just trust your gut.

Spooker: Colon, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission!

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[Texting]

Katrina: I served cunt at a funeral today

Toast: I don't really know why people tell me stuff like this. I'm happy for you, or condolences. It's none of my business.

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Housekeeper: I enjoy being taller than everyone else. It makes me feel powerful, and lets everyone else know I'm powerful.

Housekeeper: [Looks at Ghost]

Housekeeper: Maybe you should get some heeled boots.

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Ghost: What are you in the mood for?

Gavin: World domination.

Ghost: That's a bit ambitious.

Gavin: You are my world.

Ghost: Aww...

Gavin:

Ghost:

Gavin:

Ghost: OH.

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Ghost: I hate you.

Spooker: I know you're lying, Ghost.

Spooker: [Turns to Colon, whispering] He's lying, right?

Colon: [Bangs his head on the wall]

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[Retirement Arc]

Toast: I'm outside.

Ghost: I didn't invite you around.

Toast: ... So anyway, I'm outside-

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Gavin: Why are any of us here, really? Toast, in his room, at 2 am: I’m asking about you, specifically.

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Ghost: Where did you get this?! Colon: From your computer. Ghost: You hacked into my personal files?! And how did you get the password?!? Colon: ... It's "JohnnyToast"

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Sally: Studies show that I’m cute. Spencer: What’s the source? Sally: Me and my mirror.

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Spooker: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.

Colon:

Colon: ...Spooks, you alright?

Spooker: [Sobs]

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Toast: Okay, truth or dare?

Ghost: Truth.

Toast: How many hours have you slept this week?

Ghost:

Ghost: ...Dare.

Toast: Go to bed.

Ghost: I don’t like this game.

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Spooker: Did you know if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat? Gavin: ... Spooker: Because it’s capsized! Gavin: ...is it too late to switch sides so I can try to kill you again?

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Toast: I'm going to ask this once and only once. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? Ghost, with a split lip: ... Nothing. Gavin, with a broken nose: What are you even talking about? Spooker, hiding under a table: Colon, from the other room: Gavin was cheating in monopoly!