#incorrect vt quotes

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"i don't need sleep! sleep is for losers!" - ghost

ig this is an incorrect quote

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Toast filling out Ghost’s ER form: Sir, what’s your middle name?

Ghost with a concussion: Danger.

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Ghost: If I had a nickel, I’d beat you to death with it.

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Colon: Just trust your gut.

Spooker: Colon, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission!

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[Texting]

Katrina: I served cunt at a funeral today

Toast: I don't really know why people tell me stuff like this. I'm happy for you, or condolences. It's none of my business.

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Housekeeper: I enjoy being taller than everyone else. It makes me feel powerful, and lets everyone else know I'm powerful.

Housekeeper: [Looks at Ghost]

Housekeeper: Maybe you should get some heeled boots.

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Ghost: What are you in the mood for?

Gavin: World domination.

Ghost: That's a bit ambitious.

Gavin: You are my world.

Ghost: Aww...

Gavin:

Ghost:

Gavin:

Ghost: OH.

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I see so much of Johnny Ghost in Ron Swanson, so here are some inaccurate quotes

Ghost: Every year, I give Colon and Spooker the same present I give everyone. A crisp $20 bill.

Ghost: And every year, they get me something thoughtful and personal.

Ghost: It makes me furious.

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Ghost at PIE HQ: I’ve created this office as a symbol of how I feel about government.

Ghost: This sawed-off shotgun belonged to a local bootlegger.

Ghost: People who come in here to ask me for things have to stare right down the barrel.

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Ghost: I would prefer that they ask me for my permission so I can say no.

Ghost: I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.

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(one quote for Gavin for good measure)

Gavin: I got my first job when I was 9, worked at a sheet metal factory. In 2 weeks, I was running the floor.

Gavin: Child labour laws are ruining this country.

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Officer Maloney: Ghost, you’re not gonna exorcise that demon here, are you?

Ghost: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Maloney: This just says “I can do what I want.”