Long Way To A Small Angry Planet-Incorrect Quotes

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Ashby: Why are you up at 3:30 am?

Kizzy: I drank 6 cups of coffee.

Ashby: Why would you do that?

Kizzy: Today was done with me but i was not done with today.

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Ashby: Can you two manage not to kill each other while I’m gone?

Corbin: Oh please, we’re not children.

-Ashby walks away-

Sissix: Eat shit and die.

Corbin: Yes, fuck you.

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Sissix: People underestimate me.

Rosemary: People overestimate me.

Ashby: Must be nice. People just see me and go, “Oh, look at that boy. I have no estimates about him.”

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Kizzy: *in ghostbusters costume* WhO yOu GoNna cALL?

Corbin: The authorities.

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Kizzy: Can I have these question mark stickers? 

Ashby: Why? 

Kizzy: I wanna put them on stop signs! [sprints out] 

Ashby: Kizzy, no!

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Rosemary: I’m scared I might secretly be an awful person and I’m just fooling everyone into thinking I’m good.

Jenks: the fact that you care so deeply about being a bad person is proof that you’re actually good. Bad people don’t mind being bad.

Rosemary: oH NO, I have fooled him too

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GC Enforcer: You can’t buy a body kit for your AI girlfriend.

Jenks: No, I have a permit.

GC Encorcer: This is just a piece of paper that says ‘I can do what I want.’

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Ashby: We’ve gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without? 

Sissix: Probably Corbin.

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Kizzy: Do you ever get water hungry?

Jenks:……… thirsty?

Kizzy: …………………………waterhungry….

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Kizzy: We’re so close, we finish each other’s…

Jenks: *zoning out*

Kissy: *nudging him* sssssssSSS…

Jenks: …sssssssomebody once told me-

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Jenks: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is killing it on the dance floor!

Jenks: But yes I have killed a man.

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Kizzy: *patting the crew on the back* Good job gays

Rosemary: *nervous laughter* uh, did you mean guys?

Jenks: she knows what she said

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Kizzy: Rules are made to be broken.

Ashby: No, rules are made to be followed.

Corbin: Nothing is made to be broken.

Sissix: Uh, Pinatas? 

Rosemary: Glow sticks?

Jenks: Karate boards.

Dr. Chef: Spaghetti when your pot is too small

Kizzy: Rules.

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