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WeaveTale: When every timeline and AU merges together, a group of abominations find each other. And chaos ensues. Run by Crow aka Chara

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Shitpost: I like eating Nerds candies because I’m constantly hungry for aquarium gravel and this helps take the edge off.

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Dave: It is called ukulele screamo and it is ART

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Chara: “People should be held responsible for their actions”, yeah real easy for you to say, you make good decisions. What about me? I make bad decisions! What am I supposed to do about that!

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Mom Sans: Due to personal reasons I will be going completely off the fucking rails

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Charmx: My inner monologue is just endless repetition of “Why did I do that?”

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Shitpost: If I die I wanna be cremated but at the funeral there will be an open casket with a muppet version of me inside

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Chara: Please stop forgiving me for my sins, I worked hard for those.

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Chara: I just realized Dad gave me new keychains the day after he complained I keep accidentally sneaking up on him because I don’t realize how quiet I am. My father belled me like a fucking cat.

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Chara: *Walks in with a black eye*

Mom Sans: Kiddo what the hell happened?

Chara: Oh it’s fine. You should see the other guy.

Shitpost: *Walks in with a black eye* Hi Sans!!!!!

Chara: I cannot stress ENOUGH that she was NOT the other guy.

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Mom Sans: I was trying to say “c’est la vie” but I forgot the words so long story short my French daughter is going to kill me because instead I shrugged and said “livin la vida loca”.

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Dave: What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy

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Mom Sans: The path to inner peace just starts with four words

Puns: Not our fucking problem

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Dave: Charmx are you homophobic towards mpreg?

Charmx: Must I keep learning new things about you?

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Shitpost: *After seeing Dave’s new form* I will defy biology and get you pregnant.

Dave: Okay

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Chara: What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger!

Mom Sans: What doesn’t kill you gives me anxiety.

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Charmx: Does anybody actually scare you?

Chara: I fear no man-

Puns: CHARIANA ELIZABETH COMIC

Mom Sans: WHY AND HOW IS THE BATHROOM COVERED IN MELTED SOAP

Chara: I fear two men