Incorrect Xenoblade Chronicles X Quotes

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One time he punched me in the face. It was awesome.

Scarlen, referring to Silva

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“Alright, who carved ”#ExpandDong" into the rocks on my favorite cliffside?!“

Hayreddin, the Territorial

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"We gotta draw a line in the sand! We gotta say 'what am I willing to put with today?' NOT FUCKIN THIS!"

-Irina after a piece of the lifehold blew up.

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Cross: You know, you’re kind of a dick.

H.B.: I’ve been called worse.

Cross: What?

H.B.: Your boyfrie

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Watch it, Rook! When I want my feet licked, I’ll ask for it. …I want my feet licked.

Vandham, probably

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Lin: Mr. L, you’re so tall, what do you see up there?

L: Everyone’s flaws.

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Schwarzer: Hey, Sergio–do you at least remove your scouter every time you take a shower or go to bed?

Sergio: Do you remove your left eye every time you take a shower or go to bed?

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Elma: Where are your guns?

Yelv: Whaddya talking about? My guns are right here!

*flexes muscles*

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*freeze frame*

*scratch*

“Yup, that’s me. Or, that was me. Now, you’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.”

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Boze: Come on, Colonel. Humanity prospered for centuries without those Xenos waltzing into our lives!

Elma: Probably because you weren’t around then, but go on.

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Cross: This sweater is a bit itchy… What’s it made of? Mia: EYELASHES!

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I came here to kick ass and save my partner. And I just lost my partner.

Yelv, after his "pard" died.

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NLA citizen: Phog, did you do this thing I asked you to do?

Phog: Um….

NLA citizen: Phog?

Phog: Please don’t ask me questions. It’s very stressful.

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Mia: Chief, I screwed up big time.

Melon: Mia, given your daily life experiences, you’re going to have to be a bit more specific.

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You ever hear of the one-legged man in the ass kicking contest?

Yelv’s partner after the crash, probably.

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“I learned from the School of Life. I’ve raised two children… AND one husband!” - Elma, referring to her children and glaring at Cross