You call that a knife? This is a knife!

For all your zack needs, totally correct quotes for ya boy. Also Cloud too. Maybe. Ask/submissions open!

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Angeal: I'm at a loss for words.

Zack: *Narrating* Despite being at a loss for words angeal proceeded to lecture me for the next hour.

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

*in kingdom hearts universe*

Zack: Damn dude you look like a giraffe.

Terra: Well you look like a baked bean.

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Angeal: Hey zack can you pass me the salt?

Zack: *grabs cloud*

Angeal: I meant the condiment.

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Zack: Hey, are you the sun?

Cloud:.....what?

Zack: Because you light up my world :)

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Zack: The power of the dab is too strong, it can't be stopped.

Squall: What the fuck does that even mean?

Zack: Oh look a hater, prepare to be dabbed upon.

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Cloud: *looks sad*

Zack: Ok, who do I need to kill?

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Aerith: I like your new pants Zack!

Zack: Thanks, they were 50% off.

Aerith: Wish they were 100% off.

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Cloud: Why don't you come up here and say that to my face?!

Zack: Come up here? Don't you mean come down here?

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Zack: I say UwU a lot, not neccesarily because I like the word but because I know it will annoy certain people.

Zack: For example, I always manage to get a rise out of squall whenever I say it.

Zack: Observe, hey squall!

Squall: What is it?

Zack: UwU *smiles*

Squall: I swear if you say that one more time I will slap you.

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Hey guys, just want to give a shoutout to @incorrect-squall-quotes who inspired this quote. They are one of my best RL friends and a great Squall roleplayer/cosplayer. Please go give their blog a look and follow if you like!

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

[ amazing blog thank you for this gift ]

Thank you! Glad you are enjoying it :)

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Zack: When something isn't working in life and you can't resolve it through peaceful means do what I do.

Zack: Hit it until it does work :)

Angeal: Zack no

Zack: Zack yes

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Zack: Man this room is dark!

Zack: Not that I'm scared or anything

Zack: Nope not at all...

Cloud: *sighs* Do you want me to hold your hand?

Zack: Yes

[obey-stories]

5 Male Characters That I Adore!

Tagged by: @asmodeus-playground

Satan (Obey Me!)

Ai Mikaze (Utapri)

Riddle Rosehearts (Twisted Wonderland)

Cater Diamond (Twisted Wonderland)

Yuduki Teramitsu (B-project)

tagging: @disasteromnia @choconanime @akemiozawa @nerieda

[akemiozawa]

@lawlessofdusk also tagged me in this.

1. Vil Schoenheit (Twisted Wonderland)

2. Malleus Draconia (Twisted Wonderland)

3. Natsu Dragneel (Fairy Tail)

4. Shu Sakamaki (Diabolik Lovers)

5. Inosuke Hashibira (Demon Slayer)

Tags: @iamhereforthedonutsihatedonuts @justkazuki @mamushroomoracorn @oiseaunoir11 @randomikemendegen @shoujoqueensstuff

[iamhereforthedonutsihatedonuts]

(not in order of favouritism)

1. Satan (obey me)

2. Azusa Mukami (diabolik lovers)

3. Riddle Rosehearts (twisted wonderland)

4. Yuki Maeda (SDRA2 beta!au)

5. Belphagor (obey me)

Tagging: @sintheyokai @chibiredfox

[sintheyokai]

I have many but here are just a few

Mammon (Obey Me!)

Leviathan (Obey Me!)

Beelzebub (Obey Me!)

Floyd Leech (Twisted Wonderland)

Idia Shroud (Twisted Wonderland)

I tag @oiseaunoir11 @realakira2020 @treasureoftheseas @officialworldofmistren !

[mniethan]

Just 5?

5. Naruto Uzamaki (Naruto)

4. Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)

3. Son Goku (Dragonball Series)

2. Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII)

1. Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII)

I tag @hastheffviiremakecomeoutyet @incorrect-zack-quotes @strangeocquestions

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Just 5 is hard!

1. Zack Fair (Final Fantasy VII)

2. Bakugo Katsuki (My Hero Academia)

3. Riku (Kingdom Hearts)

4. Bokuto Koutarou (Haikyuu!!)

5. Tomioka Giyuu (Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba)

Tagging @incorrect-strife-quotes & @incorrect-squall-quotes

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Zack: The cold never bothered me anyway!

Zack: These multiple bullet wounds however might...

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Zack: *sneaks a puppy into SOLDIER HQ in a coat*

Angeal: Whats with the coat?

Zack: Nothing... *puppy barks from coat*

Angeal: ........zack do you literally think I'm a dumbass?

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: You’re on speaker, behave.

Sephiroth: Or what, you’ll spank me?

[larissaloki]

Zack: *scandalous gasp*

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Zack: Wait you mean cloud doesn't do that already?

[incorrect-zack-quotes]

Sephiroth: I have unlimited power, I'm going to take over this world!

Zack: Ok boomer.