More Useless Every Day

This was previously my husband's Tumblr, but I've taken it over now. Together and with your help we set out to achieve our goals, and did. (1) He is totally pussyfree, and will never see me naked in a sexual way again. (2) He has become such an extreme premature ejaculator that he could never have sex with a woman even if he wanted. (3) I have a long term boyfriend living with us, who fucks me and has now got me pregnant.

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My hubby sees sights like this very regularly. Me and my bf. What comes next he doesn't get to see, but he can hear it. :)

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Anyone gone there?

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PE Training: Letting go

This is one I wrote and posted almost five years ago when I first discovered the pleasures of premature ejaculation.

Letting go instead of holding back initially goes against your gentleman’s instincts. You’re so indoctrinated to hold back that at first it isn’t easy to just go with the flow and let go. You fear her reaction if you come too soon. You fear she might be disappointed, frustrated, or even angry. So initially it’ll be difficult to overcome that fear and just let go.

If you do succeed in letting go, chances are she’ll be disappointed. That depends on the woman. Many women have been led to believe that good sex means getting pounded silly. Others realize there is much more to good sex than that. As women mature, they become much better partners, because they learn that great sex isn’t just about getting banged for half an hour at all. It is tenderness, technique, variety, trust, closeness, mutual experience.

Still, the first few times of letting go instead of holding back may leave you redfaced, feeling guilty, and perhaps apologizing. That’s actually good. Because that fear and embarrassment means next time it’s a bit more likely that you’ll come quickly, because you know she may not like it so much, that you’ll have to apologize again. And so on. And before you know it, you won’t be able to hold back anymore. Even if you try. You’ll see.

That cycle of fear of coming too soon, and the embarrassment when inevitably you do, will make you last less and less long until, one night, you won’t even last until you are in. You’ve reached rock-bottom. Everything will be different from then on. You’ll start your new life as a premature ejaculator.

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Just Cum!

I have some really important advice for all you husbands out there. Many of you really already know this, but some of you haven't worked it out yet.

Hardly any of you have ever made your wife cum, or really satisfied her from sex much at all. And you never will. Sorry, but just accept it.

And that's not because she doesn't cum. I assure you she likely makes herself cum when you're not around.

Now is that bad? Is that depressing? Not necessarily! But it does mean two things. First, give up on satisfying her with sex. Second, you should still give her those orgasms, or let someone else (just not from straight up sex with you!). I'll come back to that.

So, lesson 1: Just cum. I mean it. Don't try to last. Don't hold back. As soon as you feel the urge, just totally let go and cum. If that's fast, that's fine! In fact, it will probably turn her on a lot if you cum really quickly!

Trust me, I think it's hot and cute at the same time when a guy cums fast. Lots of girls do. It's really flattering if you think about it. But that's only true if you finish me off, which brings me to the next bit.

Lesson 2: That's just the beginning. Get licking, use toys. Do whatever it takes to get her off. Leave her an exhausted, sweaty, mess. But from her cumming hard, covered in her sweat not your sweat, and nothing much to do with your cock being in her.

Seriously, the aim here is to make her horny to start, with the little bit of sex (if any...) really just part of foreplay for her. Then the real fun begins!

Awesome! You got it. That's the key. You cumming and her cumming aren't the same or even very related for 99% of men. You're the 99%, seriously. So give up and just look after her in other ways. Let go and cum, then finish her off. Everyone will be happier!

Now, an advanced lesson. Once you are really in the habit of just cumming, it's amazingly liberating for both of you. You'll probably find that you get faster and faster. At some point, you might not even enter anymore but just spurt from foreplay. Go you! All the better! It takes confidence to get to that point, but you'll love it when you do.

Now there are two options. One is you keep up the toys and get good with your tongue. But another hot option is to find a man from the 1 percent who really can fuck her to an orgasm. Those are rare, so you'll have to let her experiment, but she will LOVE you for it.

Best of luck, my future fast cummers. ❤️

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Just Cum!

I have some really important advice for all you husbands out there. Many of you really already know this, but some of you haven't worked it out yet.

Hardly any of you have ever made your wife cum, or really satisfied her from sex much at all. And you never will. Sorry, but just accept it.

And that's not because she doesn't cum. I assure you she likely makes herself cum when you're not around.

Now is that bad? Is that depressing? Not necessarily! But it does mean two things. First, give up on satisfying her with sex. Second, you should still give her those orgasms, or let someone else (just not from straight up sex with you!). I'll come back to that.

So, lesson 1: Just cum. I mean it. Don't try to last. Don't hold back. As soon as you feel the urge, just totally let go and cum. If that's fast, that's fine! In fact, it will probably turn her on a lot if you cum really quickly!

Trust me, I think it's hot and cute at the same time when a guy cums fast. Lots of girls do. It's really flattering if you think about it. But that's only true if you finish me off, which brings me to the next bit.

Lesson 2: That's just the beginning. Get licking, use toys. Do whatever it takes to get her off. Leave her an exhausted, sweaty, mess. But from her cumming hard, covered in her sweat not your sweat, and nothing much to do with your cock being in her.

Seriously, the aim here is to make her horny to start, with the little bit of sex really just part of foreplay for her. Then the real fun begins!

Awesome! You got it. That's the key. You cumming and her cumming aren't the same for 99% of men. You're the 99%, seriously. So give up and just look after her in other ways. Let go and cum, then finish her off. Everyone will be happier!

Now, an advanced lesson. Once you are really in the habit of just cumming, it's amazingly liberating for both of you. You'll probably find that you get faster and faster. At some point, you might not even enter anymore but just spurt from foreplay. Go you! All the better! It takes confidence to get to that point, but you'll love it when you do.

Now there are two options. One is you keep up the toys and get good with your tongue. But another hot option is to find a man from the 1 percent who really can fuck her to an orgasm. Those are rare, so you'll have to let her experiment, but she will LOVE you for it.

Best of luck, my future fast cummers. ❤️

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Pregnancy

I am very noticeably pregnant now. Everything is going nice and smoothly. My sweet husband is looking after me well even though he knows it isn't his. He's visibly proud of my bump too!

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NOW SERVING NUMBER 001

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No he can't .

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Some people seem to think I don't let my husband have sex with me because I don't like or respect him. I do, actually. I love him completely, and he is actually very successful in other aspects of life.

But he's totally accepts that he can't please girls sexually and never will. Yet he wants me to be happy and satisfied.

He loves me like I love him.

When it comes down to it, how many men would let another man or men have their wife's body to themselves, and exclude them. He's looking after me now that I'm pregnant to another man too (as you can actually now see). That's devotion.

He seems to enjoy it too. It was my boyfriend's birthday the other day. My hubby got him the sexiest lingerie (for me to wear). My hubby will never see it obviously, but he encouraged me to put it on straight away and go and entice my boyfriend in the bedroom. Oh did we fuck, loudly and for a long time. I came out, satisfied, though a bit sore, and with my pussy filled with cum. And my hubby had prepared dinner for us in the meantime.

How could I not love a man like that?

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Advice on becoming PE

I am frequently asked for help by guys who want to become premature ejaculators. So here’s an expanded reprint of an earlier advice post. 

Like any sexual preference or desire, finding pleasure in quick ejaculation can be a wondrous thrill. Why it is so erotic to some of us no one knows. To most males it’s an unwanted thing. To a few it’s a huge turn-on. But how can one realize the fantasy, make it real? Here’s what might help make your desire come true:

Start thinking of yourself as a premature ejaculator. Before sex, always tell yourself that more than likely you will cum too soon, that you won’t last, and how erotic an idea that is to you. Come to terms with the increasing likelihood that your need to become premature will make you fail and that you’ll cum much more quickly than in the past. Start realizing that for you, lasting a minute or two is the very most you can expect now, but most likely you’ll cum sooner. Accept that you are falling into a premature ejaculation fetish. For you, just thinking of cumming too soon gives you a hard-on.  

Don’t ever force cumming. For you to become a true premature ejaculator, you must allow it to happen to you, let it become who and what you are. Accept that you are helpless and that you simply have no control over your cock and the point of no return. Vaginas control your cock and make it cum, and sometimes just thinking of how they control your cock, or being close to one can make you lose control and ejaculate. Once your mind and subconscious learn that vagina means cumming, very quick ejaculation will be your new norm and destiny.

Make her turn you into a premature ejaculator. If you’re in a position to share your desire to become a premature ejaculator with a partner (or even a phone sex line), take advantage of it. Any female can make a male cum too soon, so if she agrees to make you cum quickly and, if that is your desire, mock/tease/chide you for it, take her up on it. It’ll only take a few times of being overwhelmed by a vagina for a male to lose stamina and control and to be conditioned to simply ejaculate when there’s pussy or even the promise or proximity of pussy.

Hypno sessions. Whether or not you believe in hypnosis, suggestive hypno sessions can really make you think about being a premature ejaculator and that you won’t last. After listening to a good one (like so, or like so, or like so), next time you have sex you can’t help thinking about PE, and before you know it you’ll blow your load too soon every time. If you believe in spells and enchantments, there are those that make you PE (like so).

Handsfree prematurity. If the dream of achieving handsfree prematurity is a turn-on for you, you’re already on your way. A handsfree premature ejaculator I know said, “Start by wanking until you’re near to cumming. Then put on a vid you like. Then contract the same muscles that contract when you actually cum. That tricks the mind into cumming.” He said once you get the hang of it, it’s easy. But a caution here: it also increases the likelihood of cumming in your pants at times.

If you follow this, chances are that you may end up becoming a true premature ejaculator. But be careful what you wish for. Becoming a premature ejaculator is relatively easy. Losing the fetish and regaining stamina and control may be much harder.

Any questions? Message me.

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It's nearly 3 months since my boyfriend got me pregnant.

My husband has has obviously not been allowed to see me in a sexual way (or naked at all) since we found out. But I've found myself so turned on, I've been fucking my bf constantly. I have never been so... fucked.

I am actually a bit sore but I just can't get enough. My husband knowing it's not his and looking after me while I still fuck another man is so hot.

Anyway, what's next? He hasn't been allowed out of his cage for a while. I'm going to go let him out and see how quickly he can cum handsfree from nothing but me lightly kissing him while I'm fully clothed.

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Please do

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I do all of these things, except that my hubby doesn't actually fuck me anymore.

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YOU HAVE CUCKOLD TENDENCIES IF... 💛

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My hubby had cuckold tendencies. Now he's a cuckold.

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Now that I'm pregnant to my bf and not my husband, I think sex with my bf is even better. I feel so full and satisfied when he fucks me and cums inside me.

Then I go out (fully clothed but smelling of sex and my bf) and tell me husband about it, maybe kiss him passionately if necessary, and he cums in his pants.

My marriage is the best.

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I think my husband and I have achieved absolutely everything either of us had ever hoped for and more.

Latest news: I am confirmed pregnant!! ❤️

It's not my husband's and he knows it. He tried but never got to cum inside me, so it's definitely my boyfriend's.

My husband is going to be a great dad even though he knows it's not his.

My husband is back to being totally denied my naked body (even seeing it). I am sure now that he will never get to see it again. Well maybe during childbirth etc., but never in a sexual way.

I am still having unprotected sex with my bf, and we have no intention of stopping!

My husband is wildly, uncontrollably, premature.

You can see the rest of our posts (old ones are from my husband, newer ones from me) for more background.

Now I'm wondering what's next. One thought I had: How can I somehow make sure that our friends know it's not my husband's (and that he knows it), without being too obvious? I also kinda want them to know how premature he is. Ideas?

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Seriously, try this.

Find a picture on my Tumblr, maybe even this one.

Now, this is the image you’re going to masturbate to. If you can’t come to it, too bad. Stop for now and come back later. And each time you want to masturbate, revisit this Tumblr exclusively. Do this for at least a week. Eventually it’ll be all you need. I haven’t masturbated to nude images, never mind porn, at all this year. Cleavage gets me hard, a glimpse of a bra strap is now sexy, both online and in reality. This is better than all those years you wasted looking for more explicit material, trust me.

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I don't post much on here but this one is worth it. To recap the last few year, my hubby has been pussyfree for more than two years now. And he is so premature it's hilarious.

I love him completely, but I also like sex. And I've been getting lots. But for a while now I have had a pretty permanent boyfriend. We have sex very regularly, and I love it. He makes me cum so hard!

The thing is, we did actually want a baby before all this got going. And I really wanted to have cum fill my pussy again too, anyway. You can see where this is going.

So here is what we did. Since my bf and I are monogamous, unprotected sex is fine except the pregancy risk. So I told my hubby this...

First, let's have a baby. But what do you think about it being my boyfriend's? He wasn't so sure. So the deal I proposed was this. My bf could fuck me unprotected from now on. But each time my hubby gets a chance (first time in years!!!) to have sex with me straight after and fill with his cum too. But ONLY while we are trying. (Then it's back to denial for him, but creampie after creampie for me. Oh, yeah...)

He agreed!!!!

So we did it!!! Actually we have been doing it for a week? But guess how many times my hubby has managed to cum inside me? Zero. ❤️

He was really trying to make it in, so he lasted longer than he had been. But what happened (at first) was that I reached out to hold his penis and get it ready to go in. Of course, I fondled him as I did it, kissed him, etc.... and he came before he got it in.

But now it's getting worse, I think because he feels the pressure. He knows if he can't do it there's no way it will be his. I think it's possibly too late.l anyway... This much unprotected sex has got to get me pregnant, right?

Why do I say it's getting worse? Because he didn't even make it out of his pants tonight. While my bf was fucking me, he came in is pants just as I orgasmed. My bf pumped me full of cum soon after. I love that feeling. I really do.

Anyway, that seemed worth posting about.

Love my two boys.

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In August, it's going to be two years since my hubby went totally pussyfree for me. He hasn't even even seen my (or any other girl's) tits since. I'd like to do something special for him. Ideas?