#incorrect ff7

[errantnight]

[monsterblogging]

Some smartass @ Sephiroth: "You think you're a hero and yet you're wearing red in such an ominous way? Don't you have any self-awareness?"

Sephiroth, about to launch a new meme into the world of Gaia: "RED HAS MORE POSITIVE CONNOTATIONS THAN NEGATIVE ONES!"

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[sephirthoughts]

cid seeing vincent for the first time

cid [internally]: surely this is an angel fallen to earth, or some god of beauty, who has strayed into the mortal realm to bless my unworthy eyes with a glimpse of his divine countenance

cid [aloud]: HOLY GUACAMOLE

[wu-gang-writing]

Tifa: You’re on drugs!

Cloud: I’m completing my alchemical magnum opus.

[prompto-but-extra-soft]

Rufus: Tseng is my moral supply.

Reno: don't you mean "moral support"?

Rufus: no. He supplies me with moral, which I lack.

[everyone-is-incorrect]

Sephiroth: Hi-

Cloud: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

[reno-the-himbo-turk]

Text chats with the boss

Tseng: Where are you?

Reno: Why?

Tseng: I am your boss I do not need a why?

Reno: Uhhh training grounds, some soldier people decided to claim our department was useless.

Tseng: How many people did you send to the infirmary?

Reno: I kinda lost count after 15 but they asked for it. I know at one point it was 8 on 1.

Tseng: Well wrap it up, and try to avoid breaking anymore solider trainees. I need you and Rude to go run an errand for Rufus.

Reno: Fine but I'm getting lunch while we doing this so called errand.

Tseng: No drinking on the job.

Reno: Following that logic why are you drinking tea if we can't drink on the job? Liquid is liquid.