Incorrect ZRM Quotes

Quotes for my friend's amazing characters from her universe

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The Fisherman: I got detention today

The Shepherd: What did you do this time?

The Fisherman: The teacher pointed the ruler at me and said "There's an idiot at the end of this ruler" and I asked "Which end?"

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The Shepherd: I need you to swear-

The Fisherman: FUCK

The Shepherd:

The Shepherd: Swear as in promise...

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The Pianist: Why is Pretty Boy considered an insult?

The Pianist: Call me pretty boy. Call me pretty boy right now, I want to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen

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The Banker: If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee.

The Confectioner: If I were your husband, I'd drink it.

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The Banker: When I was born the gods said "He's a visionary. A genius."

54: Oh please, when you were born the devil said "Oh, competition"

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The Woodcarver: Lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until no one’s looking and shovel candy into your pockets. God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.

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The Pianist: What's wrong?

The Astronomer: Everything

The Astronomer: Except for the way I dress, obviously.

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The Astronomer: Just because I’m a guy and have no kids doesn’t mean I’m not a wine mom.

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The Breeder: God had to nerf me because I was too powerful

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Watchmaker: You know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here, I got the nice ocean breeze, just alone with my thoughts

Astronomer: Hey Watchmaker

Watchmaker: GODDAMMIT

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The Pipemaker: I'm not crying I just got something in my eye

The Breeder: Yeah, tears

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The Pipemaker: I’m full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten

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The Confectioner, holding a diet cola: I drink to forget

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The Pipemaker, t-posing in the doorway: Good morning parental figure

The Winemaker, stirring his coffee: Good morning problem child

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my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

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The Gravedigger: I love you

The Breeder: I love you more

The Gravedigger: No, I love you-

The Breeder: Don't start a game you can't win

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The Taster: I can't believe I'm single on Valentine's Day

The Winemaker: Well, you know what they say. Roses are red, violet are blue...

The Taster: Don’t

The Winemaker [holding up a bottle]: Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two!