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Sejun: have you heard from Jaehyun?

Jiwon: everything's fine. i left him with Minho and Daiyu

Sejun: those two sentences don't go together

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Sejun: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your childhood.

Minji: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! thank you for finding this.

Joohee: My will to live! I haven't seen this in five years!

Jiwon: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Hansol: Mental stability, My old friend!

Soyeon: Could you guys lighten up a little?

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Joohee: About a week ago I accidentally made out with Minho.

Daiyu: Really?

Joohee: Yes.

Daiyu: You accidentally made out with Minho.

Joohee: Yes.

Daiyu: Accidentally.

Joohee: Yes.

Daiyu: I don’t understand, did you trip over something?

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1198 squad as memes:

kwon nayeon:

kwon jaehyun:

song joohee:

lee minseok:

kim jiwon:

go jisoo:

ahn seokjin:

son minji:

min woojin:

jung subin:

byun taeyang:

kim sora:

choi sejun:

kim chanmi:

yoo minho:

joo soyeon:

yoon youngjae:

kang yerin:

shin hansol:

huang daiyu:

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hansol: I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore.

hansol: I'm an official roommate.

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I think that you are amazing, and I mean that in a completely platonic–unless you don’t want it to be platonic because I could make that happen right now–sort of way.

yerin to youngjae

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I’m well aware that I’ve accidentally set myself on fire and it’s none of your business. I don’t need your pity water either. Let me burn in peace.

byun taeyang

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joohee: Is anyone else tired of listening to minho's ghost?

minho: Hey! I’m not dead yet!

joohee: You’re dead to us.

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[sejun bends down to tie subin’s shoelaces]

subin: What are you doing?

sejun: Well I can’t have you falling for anybody else, can I? We got 18 kids and they are too batshit to raise alone.

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minji: If you don't stop talking, I am going to jump out of that window.

jiwon: We're on the ground floor.

minji: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

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minseok: Hey daiyu, do you like me?

daiyu: Of course! We are seeing each other!

minseok: More than memes?

daiyu: Know your place babe.

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soyeon: And then we had a little... eye contact.

yerin: Eye contact? I hope you were using protection.

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minho: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

daiyu: No, it’s called highjacking.

minseok: Guys, it’s called weedwhacking.

sejun: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.

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jisoo: It's been such a long week.

jaehyun: jisoo.

jisoo: What?

jaehyun: It's Tuesday.

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yerin: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

soyeon: I don’t know how are y-

minji, from the other room: I’m great, thanks.

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yerin: I heard youngjae like girls who are mysterious.

yerin: So I put a fog machine under my bed.

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yerin: I didn’t choose the thug life.

yerin: My mom picked it out for me.

subin: It was on sale.

yerin: Thanks, mom.