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Calum, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Ashton: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Luke: I no longer wish to adult. From now on I shall remain a cozy burrito. If you need me I'll be in my fluff tortilla.

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Michael: Could you be anymore annoying?

Calum: Yes.

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Luke, drunk: It's drunk and I'm late. We better sneak in quietly.

Luke, falling: Oh, floor, you're always there for me. So supportive.

Luke: Not like walls and staircases, always getting in my way.

Ashton, on the top of the stairs: *watching Luke cuddle with a rug*

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Luke : I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

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Michael: You're standing on thin ice.

Luke: I'm standing on the floor.

Michael: It's an expression.

Luke: It's carpet.

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Ashton: I'm friendly, I'm loyal, I'm energetic, I... I just described a dog, didn't I?

Calum: Yes, but people love dogs.

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Luke: Good morning, Ash. Let's get this bread!

Ashton: Please send me a picture of the bread you want. I will see if the store carries it.

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Luke: Come on Mike, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...

Michael: Actually, yes I can. Fifty dollars.

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Ashton: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody.

Luke: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God.

Michael:

Michael: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

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Not an incorrect quote but I really hope ashton is okay and that he gets loads of rest and what he needs to get well again. His health should be the priority

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Luke: I don’t feel like I’m 6'4". It just kinda feels like everyone else is small.

Ashton: Just say you’re 6'4" and go.

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Ashton: It’s funny how well you and Michael get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Luke: Michael hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

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Calum: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Luke: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Calum: Not when you’re playing with Ashton it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Luke: I wish you could block people in real life.

Ashton: Restraining order.

Michael: Murder.

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Calum: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?

Michael: To relax.

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Michael, watching someone walk into a wall: What an idiot.

Ashton, noticing that it was Luke who walked into a wall: Wait, that's Our Idiot.