Quotes from the Bois

Yet another incorrect quote blog

[raishiteru]

Rimmy Tim scolding a stubborn Vagabond after a tussle. (◍•ᴗ•◍)♥ (Based off this post from @incorrectahbois!)

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[incorrectahbois]

Jack: I was taught to think before I act

Jack: So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured I thought about it, and I’m confident in my decision

[incorrectahbois]

Gavin, frustrated: What's the word for when your hands are bisexual?

Jeremy: w-

Michael: Ambidextrous

Gavin: I love you.

[incorrectahbois]

Fake AH Crew

[Getting pulled over]

Police: Papers?

Jeremy: Scissors.

Jeremy: *Drives off*

[incorrectahbois]

Ray: Hey Michael, I dare you to marry me.

Michael: I'm not going to fall for that, idiot!

Ray: Alright, then I win.

Michael: What? Hell no! I'm gonna marry the fuck out of you. I'm looking for a church right now. You think you can just win like that? God no!

Ray, looking into the camera: >:]

[incorrectahbois]

Gavin: Why do guys call each other "pretty boy" as an insult? That's the most flattering thing anyone could say to me?

Gavin: Call me pretty boy

Gavin: Tell me I'm the prettiest boy you've ever seen

[incorrectahbois]

Alfredo, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Matt: It means like in hand-to-hand combat

Alfredo: Ohhh

Trevor: Both of you get out of this kitchen

[incorrectahbois]

Michael: You guys don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon

Jeremy: Spear

Michael: BLOCKED

[incorrectahbois]

Buying Groceries:

Michael: I can’t find the cheese Gav wants, so if you see it, scream

Jeremy, upon finding said cheese: *Just points at it and screams at the top of his lungs*

Michael, screaming even louder: NOT LIKE THAT

[incorrectahbois]

Jeremy: Self care is breaking into NASA and launching yourself directly into the fucking void

Gavin:

Gavin: May I suggest a soothing bath instead?

[incorrectahbois]

Michael: ...how long are you going to be mad at me?

Gavin, arms crossed and teary eyed, pouting: 10 minutes

[incorrectahbois]

Jack: Promise me you won’t start any fights this time

Michael: Fine

Jack: Thank you

Michael, under his breath: I will finish them though

[incorrectahbois]

Jeremy, very tired: Whoa, that’s a fat fucking cat

Ray: Jeremy, that’s a raccoon

Jeremy: I’m taking it home

[incorrectahbois]

Geoff: Just take your things and go!

Michael: Fine!

Michael: *picks up Ray and leaves*

[incorrectahbois]

Jeremy: Night sluts

Lindsay: They’re called vampires

Gavin: Moon whores

Michael: Those are called werewolves

[incorrectahbois]

The Lads Running Errands

Jeremy, leading Michael and Gavin to Walmart: Okay, mission number 2, finding where the popcorn is

Gavin: Wait, what was mission number one?

Micheal: Fucking getting here, Gavin

[incorrectahbois]

Jeremy: RYAN DOESN’T KNOW WHAT YEET MEANS

Ray: He doesn’t WHAT