Incorrect AHS Quotes

none of these quotes are mine // just for fun! // submissions: open

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cordelia: what are you looking at?

misty, taking a buzzfeed quiz to see which avenger she is: porn

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dance instructor: welcome to salsa class! who’s ready to learn how to dance?

misty, hiding chips behind her back: there has been a misunderstanding.

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misty: [sighs loudly]

cordelia: what’s wrong, babe?

misty: you haven’t looked at me for 10 minutes.

cordelia: we’re watching a movie.

misty: DID I ASK FOR AN EXCUSE?

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sally: i’m giving up alcohol for a month.

liz: really?

sally: wait, sorry, that didn’t come out right.

sally: i’m giving up. alcohol for a month.

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[at disneyland, riding the teacups]

cordelia and zoe: [spinning calmly while chatting]

coco and madison: [spinning slightly faster while having a heated argument]

misty, queenie and mallory: [spins past them as fast as possible, screaming]

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mallory: madison called me a mean name!

cordelia: what have i told you, honey? sticks and stones may break my bones..?

mallory, sighing: but chains and whips excite me.

cordelia: MISTY WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING OUR CHILD?!

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madison: fuck, i burnt my hand.

zoe: be careful!

madison: don’t tell me what to do.

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cordelia: misty, we need to talk about professionalism.

misty, standing on a chair: those are some mighty brave words coming from a woman standing in lava.

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baby michael: h-h-h...

constance: come on michael, you can say it! say hi!

baby michael: HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN—

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mallory, holding a scooter: can i ride this outside?

cordelia: whatever okay i’m not your mother.

cordelia, as mallory runs outside: NOT IN THE STREET!

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misty: delia! delia! do the thing!

cordelia: [smiles]

misty, breathlessly: whoa.

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cordelia: should i be concerned?

madison, queenie, coco and zoe, dragging a body bag up the stairs: nope!

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madison: tell her “you have beautiful eyes.”

misty: oh yeah that’s good!

misty: [turns to cordelia] i have beautiful eyes.

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misty: oh my god that burger was so good i feel like i just cheated on you.

cordelia: yeah i heard the moaning.

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myrtle: what state do you live in?

cordelia: constant anxiety.

coco: denial.

madison: perfection.

misty: louisiana.

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madison: when have i ever done something rash or irresponsible?

zoe: i keep a list, it’s alphabetised.

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queenie: cordelia?

cordelia, sighing: misty used to call me cordelia.

queenie: because it’s your fucking name.