Incorrect Aichuu Quotes

100% canon Aichuu quotes. It totally happened like this, trust me!

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A coffee pot is a coffee mug if you don't care enough.

Akira Mitsurugi

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Is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?

Noah

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You'll have to excuse them. They're idiots.

Producer about every I-Chu, probably.

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Raku: We all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive.

Akio: For me...

Akio: It's myself.

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Toya: Fun drinking game:

Toya: Take a shot of water every couple of hours to make sure you're healthy and hydrated.

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Saku: I wish there was something between us

Producer: Me too

Saku: Really? Like what?

Producer: A wall

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Tsubaki: We’re not gonna lose, because we have everything we need to win right here. *points to his chest*

Tatsumi: Heart

Tsubaki: No, me!

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Saku, I was going to punch you, but I’m holding coffee.

Akira Mitsurugi

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Saku: I’d like to see you in a silk dress

Producer: Would you?

Saku: So I could tear it off you

Producer: You rip my pretty silk dress and I’ll blacken your eye

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Toya: I can’t keep doing all your work for you, I’m not your mom!

Aoi: Weeeeell…

Tsubaki: You do exhibit rather… motherly behaviour.

Tatsumi: So you’re like our mom. Our team mom. Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!

Toya: I’m not the team mom!

Tsubaki, Tatsumi and Aoi: Team mom! Team mom! Team mom!

Toya: Aoi, why are you chanting?!

Aoi: Sorry, It's a rather catchy chant.

*silence*

Tatsumi: … Team mom-

Toya: One more chant and no cookies after practice!

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Akira: See anything?

Seiya: Just trees… and some bushes… and two squirrels wrestling.

Akira: Seiya?

Seiya: Yeah?

Akira: They’re not wrestling.

Seiya: Oh..

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Kuro: Sorry, I was being sort of a dick.

Baber: We weren’t going to say it.

Saku: I was.

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Ban: *breathes*

Mio: Hello, police??

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Saku: I think you’re just being nice.

Kuro: I think if you ask around, you’ll discover that’s unlikely.

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Mio: Don’t let Kokoro fool you, he’s not that scary. He used to do ballet.

Ban: No way!

Kokoro: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

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Issei: Sometimes I'm mad.

Issei: But sometimes I'm not.

Issei: ... as mad.

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Producer: Seiya and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Tsubaki

Issei: There’s no question

Producer: So, you think Tsubaki too?

Issei: You picked Tsubaki?!

Seiya: Tsubaki is really strong! He’s the strongest out of you!

Issei: I cannot believe you didn’t pick me

Tsubaki: Uh, in his defense, he’s right. I am stronger. I would destroy you