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Shinsa: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Eve: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Brock: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Jomu: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

#incorrect alchemy stars quotes #c: shinsa #c: eve #c: brock #c: jomu #f: rediesel wrench

Curo: *screams*

Benny: *screams louder to assert dominance*

White Dwarf: Should we do something?

Barton, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

#the second legion sounds like a recipe for disaster tbh #incorrect alchemy stars quotes #c: curo #c: benny #c: white dwarf #c: barton #f: illumina #alchemy stars

Barton: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Wrath: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks they can get away with everything they do! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD BARTON!

Sharona: I'm leaving and I'm taking Philyshy with me!

Hiiro, taking the monopoly board: I think we should stop playing now.

#reinhardt laughing her ass off somewhere in the back #or plotting murder IDK #incorrect alchemy stars quotes #c: barton #c: wrath #c: sharona #c: hiiro #c: philyshy #f: illumina #alchemy stars

Navigator: Why are Vice and Carleen sitting with their backs to each other?

Raphael: They had a fight.

Navigator: Then why are they holding hands?

Raphael: They get sad when they fight.

#more carleen and vice friendship moments tourdog #:knife:#incorrect alchemy stars quotes #c: carleen #c: vice #f: illumina #f: lumopolis #c: raphael #c: navigator

Navigator: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Hachi, motioning to Gin: No, no, two idiots!

#personal opinion: i felt navi was being too harsh on hachi and gin in their chara story #how about going after the people who bought the stuff and enabled them #also #there are worse people on the colossus that are genuinely a threat to his safety sdofijdsfois #incorrect alchemy stars quotes #c: hachi #c: gin #c: navigator #f: umbraton

Navigator: I really like this whole "good guy, bad girl" act you guys have going on!

Paloma: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Wayne isn't.

#forgot if paloma called him wayne or just pittman #IDK MAN #incorrect alchemy stars quotes #c: paloma #c: pittman #c: navigator #f: true order #was considering hedy for this based on the event #but i don't have her and apparently her pesonality isn't as cold as in the event so idk #*personality

Barton: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it!

Hiiro: Barton no.

Gronru: Mistlefoe!

Hiiro: Stop encouraging him.

#where are our gronru barton interactions tourdog #incorrect alchemy stars quotes #c: barton #c: gronru #c: hiiro #f: illumina #alchemy stars

Wrath: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual!

#incorrect alchemy stars quotes #c: wrath #f: illumina #alchemy stars

Tweety: Bwutter is just fwood lotion!

Dove: Coo, there's something wrong with you!

#incorrect alchemy stars quotes #c: tweety #c: dove #f: courier union #alchemy stars #tweety is a menace

Istvan: Now the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Taki: *upends the entire bottle*

#incorrect alchemy stars quotes #c: istvan #c: taki #f: umbraton #alchemy stars

Hachi: Gin and I are so close, we share a toothbrush!

Gin: We what.

#incorrect alchemy stars quotes #i love these two #they're the best #c: hachi #c: gin #c: umbraton #alchemy stars

Hydrad: Making my way downtown, walking fast-

Kleken: Hello.

Hydrad: WALKING FASTER

#incorrect alchemy stars quotes #c: hydrad #c: kleken #f: umbraton

Pango: If your friends jump off a bridge, would you too?!

Barton: I was the one with the idea! You raised a leader, not a follower!

Pango: I’m so proud of you.

#incorrect alchemy stars quotes #please give us pango crumbs #IM ON MY KNEES BEGGING TOURDOG #a face #a personality????#anything!#c: pango #c: barton #f: illumina #alchemy stars

Pittman: How can you not care?!

Paloma: Like this.

Paloma: *shrugs*

#i love the dynamic #also i know it should /technically be wayne but eh-#c: pittman #c: paloma #f: lumopolis #f: true order #alchemy stars #incorrect alchemy stars quotes

Vivian, trying to hold a call, working:

Vivian: Just one moment-, Ansia, please, I’m begging you, stop fucking yodelling.

#c: vivian #c: ansia #f: illumina #ngl was hard to think of the second person?#first thought was charon but i can't see him yodelling of all things xd #incorrect alchemy stars quotes

Navigator: Is something on fire?

Vice, from the kitchen: Yes.

Navigator: Okay.

#incorrect alchemy stars quotes #c: navigator #c: vice #f: illumina #alchemy stars

Brock: *plugs phone in*

Phone: *makes a sound*

Brock: Yeah you like that huh?

Odi: Please stop.

#incorrect alchemy stars quotes #c: brock #c: odi #f: rediesel wrench #alchemy stars #god brock is so chaotic and i love him #also i almost always write rediesel wench SODFJISDOF

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