ALDEN

incorrects from the blessed rains in africa

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kale: *crying*

nox: *crying*

eikko: *crying*

everyone: wow.

[incorrectkaye]

eikko, never asleep: if you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, then you are a chicken tender.

nox, eyes wide staring up at the ceiling, lying on the bunk above him:

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vik: why do i have to be the bad guy?

azure: i don’t know. why am i the pretty one? we all have our thing.

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kora: i’ve been feeing kinda sluggish recently.

eikko: i like slugs.

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cain, to cassian: last christmas, i gave you my heart. but the very next day, you said that was gay.

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nox: *blinks*

cain: ugh your mind.

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nox, stroking roman’s head: you’re so tiny and adorable.

roman, half asleep: i could kick your ass right now.

nox, looking at roman with heart eyes: i know.

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azure: i don’t dress to impress. i dress to depress. i want to look so good that people hate themselves.

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kora: everyone synchronize your watches.

cassian: i don’t know how to do that.

azure: i don’t wear a watch.

vik: time is a construct.

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alaska: gardiner, blink if you think i’m hot.

nox:

nox:

nox:

nox:

nox:

alaska: damn.

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[power goes out]

ziggy: shit, it’s so dark

eikko: don’t worry, me and nox have got this under control

[eikko and nox stomp their feet]

[skechers light up]

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“Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.”

— Wesley after beating Josephine at an intense game of chess.

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jazz: i’m a person of action. you have to act first and apologize later. like i have learned to do.

sera: you never apologize.

jazz: i would if i had ever been wrong.

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frank, to the marauders: you know, i really love you guys.

sirius: aww franky-

frank: except sirius, fuck a bitch named sirius.

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frank: your cousin is literally driving me insane.

sirius: tell me about it. i swear she’s going to be the death of me.

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james: frank-

frank: no.

peter: frank-

frank: no.

remus: frank-

frank: no.

sirius: no.

frank: frank?

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jazz: this year i lost my dear partner, sirius.

sirius: quit telling everyone that i’m dead!

jazz: sometimes i can still hear his voice...