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vik: why is it, when something drunk and disastrous happens, it’s always you four?

azure: (covered in glitter and wearing sunglasses indoors)

lexus: (sporting a hickey the size of planet earth on her left boob)

cassian: (with a split lip and a shiner)

eikko: (covered in pancake batter)

cassian: ronnie, what is for dinner tonight?

ronnie: tonight I'm serving LOOKS.

cassian: [slams fist on the table] WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN 3 DAYS!

Vik: Can you two get us a table while I park the car?

Soryn and Cassian: Will do!

[ Five minutes later ]

Soryn and Cassian: [Running out of restaurant carrying a table] START THE CAR START THE CAR START THE CAR

Soryn: So I’m bi-

Cassian: *hopeful gasp*

Soryn: -lingual. I speak two languages.

Cassian, sadly: Oh. *sips water*

Soryn: Also, I like guys too.

Cassian: *spits out water*

cassian: i’ve seen vik stay mad for years, but you’re different, she likes you. she won’t stay mad as long.

ziggy: well how long will she be mad for? days? weeks?

cassian: what’s the one after that?

ziggy: months?

cassian: yeah, that one.

cain, to cassian: last christmas, i gave you my heart. but the very next day, you said that was gay.

kora: everyone synchronize your watches.

cassian: i don’t know how to do that.

azure: i don’t wear a watch.

vik: time is a construct.

azure: i don't like guns.

cassian: that’s because you've never learned how to use one.

azure: or because I've been shot. repeatedly.

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