incorrect aot quotes

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eren: *enters password*

computer: your password is weak.

eren: *lifts computer up*

eren: *throws it out of the window*

eren, looking down the window: WHO'S WEAK NOW?

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[young levi with kenny]

levi: *being beaten up in an alley*

kenny, walking past with a girl: what an idiot, he's tiny, what did he think would happen?

kenny:

kenny: OH SHIT THAT'S MY IDIOT

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hange: levi called me pretty today!!

erwin: wait, really?

hange: well he said, "you're pretty annoying", but i'm focusing on the good things today.

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eren: what are you drinking?

hannes: water.

eren: really? that doesn't smell like water.

hannes: it's... imported water.

eren: imported from where?

hannes: ... russia.

eren: are you really drinking vodka at nine in the morning?

hannes: it's nine-thirty.

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levi: where is my squad?

hange: they're playing hide and seek.

levi: where?

hange: i don't think you know how the game works.

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levi: how do i make a date more romantic?

erwin: try being more mysterious.

[later that day]

hange: where are we going?

levi: none of your fucking business.

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erwin: whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

hange: levi's.

levi: fuck shit up out there and don't die.

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sasha: what even is a cabbage patch kid? it's like you're cutting into a head of lettuce and "oh shit, a baby."

sasha: it's like, "i wanted a salad, but now i have a child."

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mikasa: where's eren?

jean: don't worry about eren.

mikasa: i'm sorry, have you met me?

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[when historia and ymir were still acquaintances]

ymir: let's play twenty questions. you start.

historia: okay, what's your favorite color?

ymir: rectangle.

ymir: are you into girls?

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levi: do you know why i recruited you?

connie: i assumed you'd lost a bet.

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levi: breaking news!!1!1 the earth isn't flat OR round!!1!1

levi: it's fucked.

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historia: my hands are cold.

ymir: oh no *takes historia's hands in hers*

hange: my hands are cold too.

levi: you should have taken your gloves with you, idiot.

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eren: we can defeat the titans because we have this *points to self*

armin: heart?

eren: what? no- me. we have me. i'm going to kill them.

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mikasa: i think i'm in love with you.

eren: you mean, as friends?