eren: *enters password*
computer: your password is weak.
eren: *lifts computer up*
eren: *throws it out of the window*
eren, looking down the window: WHO'S WEAK NOW?
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eren: *enters password*
computer: your password is weak.
eren: *lifts computer up*
eren: *throws it out of the window*
eren, looking down the window: WHO'S WEAK NOW?
[young levi with kenny]
levi: *being beaten up in an alley*
kenny, walking past with a girl: what an idiot, he's tiny, what did he think would happen?
kenny:
kenny: OH SHIT THAT'S MY IDIOT
hange: levi called me pretty today!!
erwin: wait, really?
hange: well he said, "you're pretty annoying", but i'm focusing on the good things today.
eren: what are you drinking?
hannes: water.
eren: really? that doesn't smell like water.
hannes: it's... imported water.
eren: imported from where?
hannes: ... russia.
eren: are you really drinking vodka at nine in the morning?
hannes: it's nine-thirty.
levi: where is my squad?
hange: they're playing hide and seek.
levi: where?
hange: i don't think you know how the game works.
levi: how do i make a date more romantic?
erwin: try being more mysterious.
[later that day]
hange: where are we going?
levi: none of your fucking business.
erwin: whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
hange: levi's.
levi: fuck shit up out there and don't die.
sasha: what even is a cabbage patch kid? it's like you're cutting into a head of lettuce and "oh shit, a baby."
sasha: it's like, "i wanted a salad, but now i have a child."
mikasa: where's eren?
jean: don't worry about eren.
mikasa: i'm sorry, have you met me?
[when historia and ymir were still acquaintances]
ymir: let's play twenty questions. you start.
historia: okay, what's your favorite color?
ymir: rectangle.
ymir: are you into girls?
levi: do you know why i recruited you?
connie: i assumed you'd lost a bet.
levi: breaking news!!1!1 the earth isn't flat OR round!!1!1
levi: it's fucked.
historia: my hands are cold.
ymir: oh no *takes historia's hands in hers*
hange: my hands are cold too.
levi: you should have taken your gloves with you, idiot.
eren: we can defeat the titans because we have this *points to self*
armin: heart?
eren: what? no- me. we have me. i'm going to kill them.
mikasa: i think i'm in love with you.
eren: you mean, as friends?