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found jean kirschtein’s waist during my everyday Pinterest scroll
Vice Admiral Kirschtein and Captain Braun clash somewhere on the seven seas! by @valmendy 💕
Someone confiscate their hair gel
Luckiest wife | Jean Kirstein x f!reader
Synopsis: He got drunk and...thought that you both were married? It's not that you mind.
CW: Mentions of alcohol and that's it i guess. Fluff
Shout out to da goat @tragicgirl44 for the idea💘
That friends with benefits things with Jean was it's own kind of horror movie. Especially considering that your feelings for him have been far from friendly for the last six months.
The two of you had a bond that was called unbreakable. You tried everything new and repeated your favorite old things with each other. And when you slept together, you exchanged stupid jokes and went home.
Neither of you have any secrets from each other. Well, not until 6 months ago when you were lost in thought after another hang out with him and realized that your heart is beating too fast when you think about him.
It was another evening together. You invited him over, cooked dinner, and even dressed nicely. Not in a way that would make him suspect anything or, as you thought, laugh at you. You chose a summer dress with blue flowers that perfectly hugged the curves of your figure, showered with a hundred scented products, slathered yourself in creams, and applied some light makeup.
"You look less ugly than usual, I'm not gonna lie." He said as he sat down at the table and took a sip of wine from his glass. His jacket is hanging on the chair. You asked him to dress decently, too, for the general setting.
"Really? And you still scare people outside with your looks?" You said it as if you weren't ready to plaster your apartment with nothing but the pictures of him.
"Whatever." He rolled his eyes scanning the table full of different good smelling plates. "No but seriously, what's with this dinner shit? You're trying to be wife material or what?"
You almost choked on a piece of chicken fillet in your throat. "Shut up. I just wanted something fancy. Or you'd prefer those cheap gas station sandwiches with beer?"
He chuckled quietly, as if he knew some secret. "Nah, keep it this way."
Dinner went off with a bang. One glass of wine was replaced by another, then another, until eventually the count was lost. You discussed everything from your day to memories of high school. Already drunk, you thought it would be a great idea to rewatch old school videos.
You stood up from the table, staggering under the influence of alcohol, and picked up the plates from the table. After putting them in the sink, you turned back to get another batch of dishes, but bumped your face into his chest.
"Woah, careful. Let me clean the dishes for my wife."
"What?" You froze, trying to catch his words again.
"What? Surprised that I could be a thrifty person too?"
Is he saying this on purpose?
He gently grabbed you by the waist and made you walk towards the sofa in the living room. You couldn't even move away or say anything.
"You can turn on your ancient laptop and find our videos for now, okay?"
That's what you did. Silently, you opened your laptop and started rummaging through old files. Meanwhile, Jean was clinking dishes at the sink, humming something, apparently in French.
When you heard the faucet turn off, he returned to the living room and sat down next to you on the sofa.
"You didn't have to.." You tried to say, but he cut you off as if he knew that you'd say that.
"I wanted to. And I had to, I'm a good husband after all."
What the fuck?
You felt a nerve twitch in your eye. "What's with you today?"
"Nothing? You cooked a wonderful dinner for me and I helped to clear the dishes. Don't make a big deal about it."
You wanted to tell him that this wasn't about that, to finally address the elephant in the room. But the word "wife" sounded so smooth and pleasant from his lips that you decided to play along with him. At least while you both are still drunk.
Having found the right folder, you clicked on it and opened the old videos. And after just a few minutes you couldn’t breathe from laughter, almost bursting into tears.
"Who would have known that in a couple of years these little idiots would be married." He pointed his finger at the screen where the two of you were whispering something to each other at the same desk.
What do they say? Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three is a pattern.
"Exactly, we didn't imagine back then that everything would turn out like this." You said, feeling your cheeks heat up. Maybe it's wrong, but who would be hurt by it.
"Actually, I was thinking about that back then. You know, about us."
"What? Are you kidding me right now?" Your heart sank into your heels with the speed of a comet flying through the earth's orbit.
"No, it's the absolute truth." His expression didn't show even the slightest bit of lie. He could have been believed, but the fact was that for some reason he'd confused the universes where you were married and where you weren't. "You smell so good, by the way. I like that cherry scent."
He really is the strangest man on earth. Only he could change the subject like that.
"Yeah?"
"Mhm. Did I mention you look great today?"
"You did it your way. You said I looked less ugly than usual."
"Hah, that can't be. How could I say that about my wife?" He buried his nose in your hair, sending shivers down your spine. "You look stunning, smell delicious, and have planned such a wonderful date for me. I'm the luckiest husband in the world."
Yeah, and you're the luckiest..wife?
think of: armin arlert, jean kirschtein, waterboy, iida tenya, john mactavish, izuku midoriya.
thinking of your nerdy man with piercings you don’t see until you have him in your bed, all splayed out. god forbid, your boyfriend is a fucking nerd and wanted to fuck someone special.
just so happens to be you which.. yeah, that feels pretty damn good.
you unbutton his stupid button up shirt and you see it: a glint of metal on his nips. for a second, your eyes flick up to see a shy blush coat his cheeks. his glasses fogged up, his chest heaving up and down as he catches your huge grin.
oh, he was getting all shy on you. not a fucking chance.
his hands fly to your hair when he feels your lips pepper kisses along his chest before licking the metal, looking up at him eagerly. a whine escapes his lips before he bucks his hips under you, trying to rut at your clothed crotch.
yeah, you lived to make him squirm.
rise and shine Eren
p.s. no Eren didn't delete the pic, and no there was no "right" chat :)
yearner jean
I am yearning for my lover so I am taking it out on my favorite 2d himbo
yearner!jean who met you one day by chance, he accidentally bumped into you somewhere and grabbed onto your waist to steady you
yearner!jean who usually went to your work once a week but after running into you, he started coming in a lot more often
yearner!jean who would pester you every day he saw you about not having a favorite flower, “well, then I’ll just have to bring all kinds until you tell me which you like the best!”
yearner!jean who did exactly as he said, would bring you a different bouquet every week until you picked a favorite and from then on, he would bring you those.
yearner!jean who begged you to tell him if there was someone else in your life you were pining for, and if there was he would crawl on his knees begging for you to choose him instead
yearner!jean who would spend his last dime on a flower for you, and even then, would opt to make you paper flowers.
yearner!jean would beg you for a date, yet can’t bring himself to ask you casually for one. however he’d ask would be extravagant and over the top. he’ll do anything to impress you
yearner!jean who is so full of love for you that he doesn’t know what to do with himself, so he turns to crafting things for you, painting you, drawing you, and annotating books for you. everything circles back to you.
he’s a beggar folks I don’t make the rules!!!
●NSFW AoT Headcanons 01●
A/N: It's surprising that I've watched Attack on Titan four times and still haven't written anything proper about it. But there's a first time for everything, right?
Warnings: +18 CONTENT, GN.Reader, breeding kink, biting, hickeys, nicknames (baby, brat etc.), public sex, everyone is aged up!
Part 2!
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Eren Yeager (S. 1-3) (his personality not age!):
He would whimper the first time, but always denies it
"I didn't whimper! Shut up!"
Missionary is his favorite position because it allows him to examine your face and body
He's desperate to know how you feel (even though he can usually tell from your expression)
He overlooks hickeys on your neck while making out
Eren Yeager (S. 4):
Big fan of doggy style. If missionary doesn't work or he's not in the mood for it, he wants to take you from behind
Growls softly in your ear or sighs loudly
Most of the time, he holds your hips or waist and constantly pulls you back against him
Instead of just giving hickeys, he also bites your skin, marking you
Your legs go numb after just one round with him
Armin Arlert:
Soft babyboy
He always makes sure you feel comfortable and good before even thinking about his own well-being
Kisses you gently while he penetrates you
Either holds your hands or caresses your sides
Missionary or cowgirl/cowboy works wonders on him!
He usually maintains eye contact with you, especially when you're about to come!
👏Compliments👏over👏and👏over👏again👏
He blushes with every other movement you make
Whimpers during sex or says your name over and over again
Usually hugs you tightly when he comes
Jean Kirschtein (loml):
Acts like a sex pro but is super shy when it comes to it
He's uncomfortable looking you in the eyes at first, but after a few seconds, he can't look away
Big fan of you riding him because he gets such a full view of your body
Gets called horse for a reason, if ykyk
His eyes keep rolling back when he thrusts into you
Moan his name if you want him to go crazy
He's very possessive, so he'll mark you wherever he can (once your entire neck was covered in hickeys)
"God, baby~…! You feel like heaven, what the hell!?" Get used to lines like that
Breeding kink!
Will accommodate any request you have. Be it to slow down or speed up, or to go harder or softer. If you ask him, he'll do it
Levi Ackerman:
Even though he's into cleanliness, he's dirty in bed
Not necessarily the typical kind of dirty (spitting, etc.), but I hope yk what I mean-
Would spank you, pinch you, and bite you
Office sex is the only option with him
Most of the time, he pushes you over his desk and takes you from behind
Pulls your hair hard or covers your mouth
Growls softly in your ear and maybe throws in an insult or two
Kisses you very rarely, sometimes not at all
But he cleans everything up thoroughly when you're done
Sometimes he also wants you to give him a blowjob while he works on documents
Erwin Smith:
Office sex, just like with Levi
Be well stretched, because this man wants to try all kinds of positions with you
Like against the wall, with your legs on his shoulders
Would only have sex with you if you were in a formal relationship
You don't have sex often, but when you do, it's intense and lasts a long time
Always asks you before he even wants to undress you
Moves slowly but hard, usually going in as deep as he can
Sometimes he caresses your cheek when he sees you're really enjoying it
Even though he loves missionary, he also likes to see you on top
Constantly compliments you and tells you how good you make him feel
Porco Galliard (loml pt.2):
Ass Lover
He grabs your ass when he fucks you hard and always has his hand on your lower back when you go somewhere
He also likes to slap it or sometimes kiss it
Is it known that his favorite position is doggy style or reverse cowgirl/cowboy?
Is horny 24/4 and can hardly keep his hands off you
But he remains respectful and doesn't cross any of your boundaries
Sometimes makes teasing comments to make you blush
Sometimes pushes your face into the pillow if you're too loud for him
Bites your shoulder hard when it gets too much for him
Usually likes it fast and hard
