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A video of various Cult of Nyarlathotep characters on World of Eldritch County!

tw for blood and spooky imagery but...it IS a murder cult!

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Cana: Hey, wanna help me commit a crime?

Greg: What the hell?!

Cana: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Cana: (whispering) wanna help me commit a crime?

Greg: (whispering) of course, Cana, what do we need?

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Blood and black/gold indicates a character of mine in the Cult of Shadows.

Gabriel Warner, Cana Havich

Aleksander Havich, Lucien Graves

Kristian Havich, Vesper Delaney

Adan Castillo, Efrayim Ausländer

Picrew link: https://picrew.me/image_maker/611021/

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Alicia: Did you and Lucien have a fight?

Alek: *Sleeping on the couch* Yeah :(

Alek: Our rule is if it’s the person fault they have to sleep on the couch so…

Alicia: What’d you do? Maybe I can fix it.

Alek: …I called his husband a dumbass

Alicia:

Alicia: But you’re-

Alek: I KNOW.

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Alek: [drunk] [points at Daciana] That’s my girlfriend, motherfuckers!

Lucien: Wife, idiot

Alek: [gasps] Even better!

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Nella: What’s it like being tall?

Nella: Is it nice?

Nella: Can you reach comfortable for the cupboards?

Alek: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Maryam: Oh my god, Dad, it was one time!

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Adan: What’s your biggest weakness?

Alek: I can be uncooperative.

Adan: Could you give me an example?

Alek: No.

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Bijou: I'm a simple person. All I want out of life is an army of trained crows.

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Lucien: You might not know this, Ef, but I am a flawed person.

Efrayim: Oh, I've been aware.

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Bartender: *pointing to Alek* Is this guy bothering you?

Lucien: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.

Alek: Hey! That's mean! True, but mean!

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Jaya: I’m the type of person who likes to think things through.

Cana: Since when? I’ve seen you try to eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

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Gabriel: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Naomh: No.

Val: I did not.

Kristian: I may have actually forgotten one.

Danny: Also no.

Gabriel: Oh good, neither did I.

Any character with a moral compass: [exhausted sigh]

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Lucien, running into the room in a panic and slamming the door shut behind him: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Caenen: How?

Lucien: I need someone to take the fall

Aleksander, upstairs: Oh my god--

Kristian: What did you do?

Lucien: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked

Aleksander: OH MY GOD!

Cana: ...Make it a hundred.

Lucien: Deal *grabs Cana by the shirt and drags him out of the room* You're a good son. I'VE GOT HIM, ALEK!

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Aleksander: So we’ve gotten to the point in quarantine where my partner comes home and says, “darling”-

Aleksander, pointing at a creepy looking statue on the table: “I brought home a potentially cursed item”!

Lucien: The keyword is “potentially”!

Aleksander: The keyword is “CURSED”!

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Kristian: It’s okay, cause just as I blacked out I experienced something incredible!

Cana: What, not dying?

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Cana: It’s weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom.

Adam: Isn’t that a kind of bread?

Cana: That’s ciabatta.

Jaya: That monkey from Star Wars?

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Vinie: We know what you’re up to.

Cana: Really? ‘Cause I barely know.