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❛ did you know you actually have a secret love child with your hair stylist ? ❜ scotty queried with simulated surprise, wearily flicking through the glossy pages of the magazine before tossing it to one side. ❛ you think you know a person. ❜
☆━ “i’m appalled with myself,” josie chuckled, furthering the joke. “i just read somewhere that i’m sleeping with my dog walker. how dare i cheat on steffan with jean-claude! -- don’t those people have anything better to do with their lives than make up lies?” she asked, turning and peeking over at the magazine scotty was flipping through.












