Apr 26, 2021
Gabriel: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Naomh: No.
Val: I did not.
Kristian: I may have actually forgotten one.
Danny: Also no.
Gabriel: Oh good, neither did I.
Any character with a moral compass: [exhausted sigh]
seen from Germany
seen from Sri Lanka
seen from Russia
seen from United States
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seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
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seen from United States
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Gabriel: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Naomh: No.
Val: I did not.
Kristian: I may have actually forgotten one.
Danny: Also no.
Gabriel: Oh good, neither did I.
Any character with a moral compass: [exhausted sigh]
Sue: Thanks mom.
Dining Hall: ...
Sue: Why is everyone staring at me?
Imogen: You just called Peyton mom. You said "Thanks mom".
Sue: No I didn't, I said "Thanks man".
Peyton: Do you see me as a mother figure, Sue?
Sue: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me.
Danny: Hey, show your mother some respect.
Sue: I didn't call him mom!
Peyton: No, no, Sue. I take it as a compliment.
Wain: It's not a big deal. I called Vice mom once and she was my girlfriend.
Sue: Guys, jump on that! Rohwedder has psycho-sexual issues!
Gabe: Old news. But you calling Peyton mommy?
Sue: Hey, mommy is *not* on the table here.
Heather: Well, you did call him mom, dude.
Sue: You shut up, you've done nothing but lie since you got here!
Danny: What do you get when you mix a hormonally unbalanced, emotionally unstable person, with a little ray of sunshine?
Sue: Do I look like I know?
Danny: I’m talking about you and Andrew.
Daniel: I need you to swear to me.
Cana, enthusiastically: FUCK!
Daniel, facepalming: I meant swear as in promise.
Cana: Oh...
Carter: Ah yes, the five love languages.
*points to Axel*: My parents never told me they're proud of me.
*points to Gabriel*: I'm so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes.
*points to Caenen*: I love Stuff.
*points to Val and Danny*: Please pay (positive) attention to me.
*points to Gabriel*: Touch starved.
Gabriel: HEY, WHY DID I GET TWO?!
Wain: Gabriel is a menace to society!
Daniel: You don’t know all the facts!
Peyton: Which are?
Daniel: I love him.
Heather: I can't believe gods and demigods are real. I thought they were something made up to scare kids, like vitamins.
Daniel: ....Heather, vitamins are real.
Heather: Well now I'm thinking they might be.
Wain: Punch me in the face.
Gabriel: Punch you?
Wain: Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Daniel: We always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.