Incorrect Arashi Quotes

WIP// UNLESS STATED, incorrect quotes here are from around so they may seem familiar :) This is made for fun. Enjoy

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Aiba: *picks up a quiz booklet from Sho’s stuff* This book is sad.

Nino: *looks* sad? how so?

Aiba: It has a lot of problems.

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Ohno: What's the hardest thing to say?

Jun: I was wrong

Sho: I'm sorry

Nino: It's my fault.

Aiba: hmm...

Aiba: Worcestershire sauce

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Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

— Aiba Masaki

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Ohno: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Nino: God, not this again.

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Jun: You know you talk a lot of shit for someone with soft kissable lips

Sho: 😵

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Nino: *answers phone* Hello?

Aiba: It’s Aiba.

Nino: What did he do this time?

Aiba: No Nino, it’s me, Aiba

Nino: What did YOU do this time?

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Jun: *mad* I'm at a loss for words!

Nino: *looks at the camera* Despite being "at a loss for words" he got mad at everyone for 15 minutes.

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Jun: I made that whipped coffee they call dalgona today. Took six pouches of instant espresso.

Sho: Please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso.

Jun: I can feel colours. Wooooo!

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Aiba: *hits hand on the table accidentally* Ouch! My armkle!

Sho: ARMKLE?

Nino: His wrist.

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Ohno: listen..I'm gonna be frank-

Aiba: Okay, yes.. but can I still be Aiba?

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Aiba and Nino: *knocks on Ohno's door*

Ohno: Who is it?

Nino: It's us. We just want to talk.

Ohno: How many of you are there?

Aiba: uhmm two.

Ohno: Then talk to each other.

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Sho: On a scale from one to ten, you're a nine, and I'm the one you need!

Jun: I'm a ten.

Sho: No..it's a pick-up line-

Jun: I.AM.A.TEN.✨

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Ohno: *gets a paper cut*

AMNS: Hasn't he been through enough?!

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Ohno: How can you do this to me, Nino?

Nino: I have no choice in this, Oh-chan..

Ohno: Did you even think about our child? *grabs a staff's dog*

Nino: uh..that's not ours..

Ohno: She has your eyes!

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Sho: Why do you always attack me with words?

Jun: Why? Do you want me to use rocks?

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Aiba: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing you will ever see!

Sho: What?

Ohno: A llama?

Aiba: No.

Jun: A baby llama?

Aiba: Uhh no.

Nino: A baby llama with a little hat on?

Aiba: *annoyed* NO!

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Jun: Oh look, we're under a mistletoe.

Sho: *looks up* Jun, that is not a mistletoe

(Later that night)

Sho: *wakes up at 4am* oh my god! He was flirting with me!