Houston...what the fuck?

Joyce. 21. 🎶You're never gonna believe this, but I don't know what the fuck I'm doing! 🎶

[avpdkaneki]

my personal fav anxiety is “i’m in the wrong place” anxiety that isn’t alleviated until u see someone that u know should also be in the same place as u

[tbearlupin]

Related: “I got the time/day wrong” anxiety. Same rules for alleviation.

[i-cannot-live-without-coffee]

“Class/the meeting/etc. got cancelled and I’m the only gone who didn’t get the email”: The thrilling conclusion to the trilogy. Same rules for alleviation.

[sappy-little-trees]

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

[shencomix]

[abigailasper-blog]

[emotiona1shorty]

li t e r a  ll y 

[thpock]

can you IMAGINE seeing adam west walk into an orgy and just start Being Batman… holy shit

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

Wonder Woman wearing an evening gown over her suit of armor while arriving uninvited to a fancy dinner party with an entire sword strapped to her back ready to kill a man is by far the Biggest Mood of 2017

[flourescentbadolescent]

I hate Twitter

[catgirlnips]

this is the kind of quality content I want to see

[flourescentbadolescent]

I hate Twitter

[weavemama]

the best responses to ivanka trump’s bullshit pride month tweet 

[scorpia6]

Tag yourself I’m “you can’t sit with us” lol

[weavemama]

I’m the ????????????????????????

[wheneveristop-blog]

[regularbread]

same dude same

[temerairekin-moved]

lets all agree that going up stairs on all fours is actually the best experience of the whole earth

[idlewildly]

Conversely, going down stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience of the whole earth.

[oceansweather]

Of all the strange things to happen in 2017, Smash Mouth explicitly supporting trans people during pride month is by far the most pleasant. Hey now, you’re an all star.

[j4ya]

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

[they-fae]

I like the sound of your grandmother.

[iamthefritobandito]

i really wanna be the person i pretend to be during job interviews

[bloomflowersbloom]