one must imagine the itsy bitsy spider happy

im like if three of the saddest wettest weirdest dogs were one person ----she/they, 26----

[neonkirbs]

literally just pinning this bc tumblr won't let me search my tags

[rikacreature]

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

[konohahater]

goood morning

[konohahater]

goood afternoon gamers i see we all need therapy

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[notahorseindisguise]

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[radiation]

In cartoon comedys for grown ups and adults there was alwwys a little sad fellow or other getting torment and torture over and over for the amusement of the fans, well I dint fucking laugh

I will to save him

[lesbianlyonelb]

I just wrote 8 pages when I haven't written in months and was beginning to think I'd never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more

[realest-slenderman]

8 pages you say

[rbb-archived-blog]

It’s him, it’s McCree from Overwatch

[orbs-and-things]

#yo it’s 12 o'clock dumbass

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[greelin]

genuinely cannot stop repeating My neighbor michael i’ve known for thirty years is purple for some reason

[greelin]

like this has been detrimental. for me

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[bruzum]

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[comradesaucegay]

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

[comradesaucegay]

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.