Cali's Garbage Bin

💕she/her 💕29 year old dyke 💕radfems/TERFS and zionists can eat shit & die 💕Anti-AI

[conspiracydawg]

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

[mikkeneko]

[wayslidecool]

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise

[shorthistorian]

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

I have added some helpful indicators in case anyone was struggling with this one

[huffylemon]

[stephenroot]

How are we as a society going to claw our way back from the fact that a not-insignificant portion of our population is incurably fucking stupid and superstitious in ways we used to mock Pilgrims for being?

[stephenroot]

There is a substantial portion of our country that (1) believes Satan is real, (2) that he is actively working to harm them, (3) that these plans are at times enacted through country music shows at the Las Vegas Sphere by the guy who sang Chicken Fry, and (4) vote.

[modernmodron]

seasons greasons to everyone

[modernmodron]

*puts your ass in fucking runescape*

[critternest]

Careful... I heard this person fetishizes skinny people

[yestheantichrist]

[depsidase]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[the-information-seeker]

I feel like the original Chinese ending is even funnier than the translation implies. My inexpert tweaks:

“Heterosexuality really is the most fragile type of sexual orientation in the world, in human history electric shock, detention, family coercion, campus and workplace bullying all were unable to change homosexuality to heterosexuality, but heterosexuals need only get a glimpse of homosexual information and movies and they can turn into homosexual”

[rotisseries]

the fact there were porn games for the atari is perhaps the truest example of indomitable human spirit. imagine spending 40 dollars in 1983 to jack off to this

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[aliiiiiiice]

[will0wisps]

absolutely devastating blow

[guerrillatech]

[utopians]

incredibly, the architect behind both the building that melts cars in london and the building that burns people in las vegas foresaw this exact problem happening for BOTH buildings, did not do anything to prevent it, and describes the effect as "phenomenal". King

[beemovieerotica]

i looked up pics of people cooking eggs in the building's reflection and

this is like a renaissance painting

[bumblewyn]

I am very endeared by humanity’s tendency to check if it’s truly hot somewhere by attempting to cook an egg

[cryptotheism]

I wish you could actually generate animals out of nothing like in those medieval manuscripts. Just leave a bucket of special mud in my living room and ruin my whole house with frogs. Wouldn't that be fun? (Holds your hand + blushes)

[queentab]