Kallista: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, what would be your state?
Demyan: Sober
Ari: Maybe a bit tipsy
Theo: Wasted!
Aidan: Dead.
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Kallista: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, what would be your state?
Demyan: Sober
Ari: Maybe a bit tipsy
Theo: Wasted!
Aidan: Dead.
Fergie: Would you fuck a reverse mermaid? Like a mermaid with the bottom half of a woman and the top half of a fish
Demyan, through tears: please stop
Fergie: are lobsters mermaids to scorpions
Demyan: it's literally 3 am
Ari: When we first met, I thought you were an asshole.
Ari: But then we got to spend some time together.
Kallista: Aww...
Ari: Now I KNOW you're an asshole.
Loren: Okay, let's all say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One, two, three:
The Dicksquad:
Loren:
Loren: See, now I'm disappointed in all of us
Theo: Hey Kallista, have you been sucking some big juicy dicks?
Loren: THEO, there's a kid behind you!
Theo: Have you been inhaling some large succulent Richards
Ari: where are you going?
Kallista: either to get some ice cream or commit a felony. i'll decide in the car
Kallista: hey I heard you playing piano in here
Kallista: do you take requests?
Ari: of course
Kallista: please stop
Hyacinth: your eyes are red, have you been smoking?
Esperanzo: I was crying, bitch, fuck off
[Mini calling Theo in the middle of the night]
Theo: what's up
Mini: I got my dick stuck in a pringles can
Theo: ...what flavor
Zella: is three fingers too much?
Fergie: not at all! most people have ten!
Ari: how long did you nap for?
Vedas: fifteen
Ari: minutes?
Vedas: hours
Raziel: so I heard you like bad boys
June: not really
Raziel: oh thank god I couldn't have kept that up
assassin: I see you
Kallista:
assassin:
Kallista: do I look good
Demyan: we should have nicknames for each other
Kallista: okay!
Demyan: how does "girlfriend" sound
Vedas: see, you always gotta be positive
Vedas: [falls down the stairs]
Vedas: damn I sure got down here fast
Loren: I am a piece of trash
Aidan: As someone who cares about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?
Loren: You smooth motherfu--yeah, seven is fine.