Eurus: you're stupid
Sherlock: that's it?
Eurus: give it a while. it'll eat at you
*later*
Sherlock: am i stupid?
John: a little
Sherlock, internally: damn her
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Eurus: you're stupid
Sherlock: that's it?
Eurus: give it a while. it'll eat at you
*later*
Sherlock: am i stupid?
John: a little
Sherlock, internally: damn her
John: Sherlock, you have the chance to do the right thing!
Sherlock: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Mycroft: stop testing me, Sherlock, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Sherlock: I don't like you now
Sherlock: Redbeard is the only valid member of my family. The roomba is valid too, I guess, but it’s on thin fucking ice.
Molly: What did the roomba do?
Sherlock: Tried to eat my fucking sock
Moriarty: Do you know what the question I am asked most often is?
Mycroft: "Will you please leave the premises?"
Irene: And here is my wall of inspirational women
Mary: Is that a picture of you?
Irene: I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Moriarty: *falls*
Moriarty: I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies
Eurus: I don’t like what I’m seeing, and I’ve come to offer you some friendly advice.
John: I really don't want your advice.
Eurus: Then consider it unfriendly advice.
Sherlock: so far we've had no losses
Anderson: I GOT SHOT
Sherlock: so far we've had no losses
mrs holmes: sherlock, apologize to your brother!
sherlock: fine
sherlock, to mycroft: unfuck you, or whatever
Mycroft: perhaps try being more professional
Sherlock: perhaps stop being a little bitch
is irene you favorite character?
fGZGSGGZ WAS IT OBVIOUS
John: You're cute, but selfish and narcissistic to the point of near-delusion.
Irene:
Irene: he called me cute
Sherlock: im sexy i love myself
Irene: im sexy too
Sherlock: i know you're sexy, Irene, but we're talking about me
Sherlock: can i request a song for tonight?
Eurus: alright.
*later*
Mycroft, listening to Eurus play her violin: *internally* hm, "whats new, pussycat" sounds a lot longer than i remember
Lestrade: getting a brain scan today, lads
Mycroft: to check if you have one?
Lestrade: thank you so much for your concern and support
Sherlock: i love my friends
Sherlock: John, Molly, Mary, Mrs. Hudson
Sherlock: *looks at smudged writing on hand* ... And Gaston
Lestrade: that's not even close...