Incorrect Best Friends Quotes

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Good night, sweet princes

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No tears. Only dreams now.

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Not to downplay your contributions, but you didn't do anything.

Pat to Woolie on the toilet

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Pat: I’m scared all the time. I can talk you through it!

Woolie: I’m sorry, Pat. I guess I don’t know how to be a coward.

Pat: Right? That’s what I’m saying!

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Pat: Hey, can we listen to something other than Africa by Toto?

Matt: Oh, yeah, sure.

Matt: [Plays Africa by Weezer]

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Pat: Ok, but can we listen to something other than Africa by Weezer.

Matt: Oh, yeah, sure.

Matt: [Plays Africa by Toto]

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Pat: Ok, but can we listen to something other than Africa?

Matt: ...

Matt: No.

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Pat: Hey, can we listen to something other than Africa by Toto?

Matt: Oh, yeah, sure.

Matt: [Plays Africa by Weezer]

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Pat: Ok, but can we listen to something other than Africa by Weezer.

Matt: Oh, yeah, sure.

Matt: [Plays Africa by Toto]

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Pat: Hey, can we listen to something other than Africa by Toto?

Matt: Oh, yeah, sure.

Matt: [Plays Africa by Weezer]

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This is so sad. Pat, play Despacito...

Matt during the Detroit playthrough

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Nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday!

Matt

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Woolie: What would your strategy against the Quiet Place monsters?

Matt: I would rip the most stanky fart, and when they came to investigate the sound, they’ll die from the fart gas.

Woolie: ...

Woolie: Remind me to stay away from you in the Quiet Place future.

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We're here to kick names, and take ass!

Matt walking into the room

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Pat: Didn’t they kill him too?

Matt: No, they say that, but ain’t nobody seen the body since the funeral.

Pat: That’s how funerals work.

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Character: It is not our way to understand their way.

Pat: In other words, you don’t know and you don’t care.

Matt: Yea, and fuck you for asking!

Pat: Fuck you and your entire family!

Matt: family family family

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Pat: Hey, how are you doing?

Matt: I”m good, was a little sick over the weekend.

Pat: Oh, Really? I’m sorry to hear that.

Matt: Yea, ‘Bullets Over Broadway’ was on TV. I came down with a big ol’ Dianne Wiest infection.

Pat: :|

Matt: :l

Pat: :|

Matt: :l ... LIKE YEAST-

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Pat: MATT!

Pat: If you don’t come to my party, you will be very, very sorry.

Matt: Is that a threat?

Pat: No, it’s an invitation.

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Pat: Hush!

Woolie: I didn’t say anything.

Pat: Keep it that way.

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Matt: Pat, are we alone in the universe?

Pat: Yes.

Matt: So there is no other life out there?

Pat: There is.

Pat: They’re alone too.

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You're smiling like you don't know what smiles are for.

Matt to Pat