Incorrect Baldur’s Gate Quotes

[wizardpotions]

new year new me *casts a spell that morphs me into a horrible creature*

[lubefairy]

*milks you*

[wizardpotions]

Lube fairy this is the worst comment I've ever got on any post

[st-pam]

[kateordie]

Yeah c'mon

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Shadowheart: Glad we’re over ‘not seeing race’, as I’ve always been able to see it.

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Astarion: ‘I’m a bad man who never got enough hugs.’

Astarion: ‘Where’s an innocent kid that I can sell crack to?’

Astarion: WHO WROTE THIS?!

Karlach: It’s good, right?

Karlach: Keep going!

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Lae’zel: People underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest weaknesses, second only to the neck

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Tav: Please don’t make things worse.

Astarion:

Astarion: Define worse.

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Tav: I cannot conceive of a universe without you in it.

Karlach: Yea you can. It’s just less great, and less hot.

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Lae’zel: Try and stop me, Sha’keth!

Shadowheart, internally: You can do this, Jenny. Just imagine her in her underwear.

Shadowheart:

Shadowheart: Oh no she’s hot!

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Gortash: You can have sex with one person from all of Faerun’s history - who is your ultimate lay?

Ketheric: I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away 100 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is she may die young and leave you wanting.

Orin: I also choose this guy’s dead wife.

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Wyll, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahaha.

Lae’zel: Tsk’va. Do you think other people cannot hear you?

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Lae’zel: The term girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe.

Lae’zel: This is a service I am willing to provide.

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Astarion: Why was I born so attractive?

Gale: Because everyone would’ve throttled you within the first five minutes otherwise!

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Shadowheart: While you and I were developing common sense, Lae’zel studied the blade.

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Shadowheart: I will keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I will die.

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Tav: Is this the cult?

Minthara: It is not a cult! It is an organization that promotes unity and-

Tav: Yeah this is it.

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Karlach: Right, got one thing to say and then I’m gone.

Karlach: Just wanted to let you all know that I’m declaring war on anyone selling drugs in the community.

Astarion: *does a double take*

Astarion: But darling - I sell drugs in the community!