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Incorrect quotes about France's national football team

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Didier Deschamps, gesturing at Adrien Rabiot: This is not working for me… the whole with the way, what you are and with these, I- no. Just no.

Adrien Rabiot: No?

Didier Deschamps: No.

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Karim Benzema: (to Raphaël Varane) You should listen to me.

Karim Benzema: I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me kicked out of a team.

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Hugo: I declare that everything you are saying is stupid.

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Kylian Mbappé: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both.

Kylian Mbappé: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

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He's my best friend, he's like a brother to me, but he's a disaster.

Paul Pogba about Antoine Griezmann

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Hugo, in the Spurs groupchat: Llol

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Paul Pogba: Everything alright? Raphaël, where are you going?

Raphaël Varane: Into isolation with the only one in this team who’s got any sense.

Paul Pogba: And who’s that?

Raphaël Varane: Myself, Paul!

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Hugo Lloris, squishing Antoine’s face between two pieces of bread, idiot sandwich style: What are you??

Antoine Griezmann: A snack

Hugo Lloris: No.

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Didier Deschamps: I trust Olivier.

Journalist: You think he knows what he's doing?

Didier Deschamps: I'm not sure I'd go that far.

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Immigrants : we get the job done!

Steve Mandanda and Samuel Umtiti, high-fiving (via incorrectbleusquotes)

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All I do is win win win no matter what

France NT

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How was I supposed to know there’d be consequences for my actions?

Michel Platini

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Les filles les plus belles, les garçons à la poubelle.

Kadidiatou Diani sur les dernières prestations des EDF [09/06/2019] (via psgmisquotes)

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Sometimes I feel like everyone on this team is an idiot.  And by sometimes, I mean all times.  All the times.  Every of the time.

Hugo Lloris

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Don't know if you take requests but if you do, could you please do some more of Benjamin Pavard? Thank you.

I posted one quote, and I’ll try to see if I can find others. Meanwhile, feel free to send submissions (and requests of course)

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He has a square jaw, and teeth like a military cemetery. His hair is perfect, and we all hate, and despair, and love that perfect hair in equal measure. He grinned, and everything about him was perfect, and I fell in love instantly.

Adil Rami, about Benjamin Pavard

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Olivier Giroud: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

Antoine Griezmann: I relate to Tinker Bell because she needs attention or she dies.