Incorrect Boardwalk Empire Quotes

Things the characters of Boardwalk Empire probably said at some point. Inspired by incorrectmarauderquotes and incorrectlesmisquotes.

[incorrectboardwalkquotes]

AAAARGH it finally happened, I reblogged a load of posts that were meant to be for my main blog. Hold on while I sort these out

[saintgatsbys]

[violaobanion]

With Boardwalk Empire officially ending on October 26th, 2014 I thought it'd be a nice idea to have a little BOARDWALK EMPIRE APPRECIATION WEEK around it's 10 year anniversary.

It'll happen October 21st - October 27th and there will be one new prompt each day.

I invite you all participate, but there's no pressure. If you can't do all the days, that's perfectly fine. There's also no pressure regarding what format you want to make content in - it could be gifs, graphics, fics, moodboards, etc - whatever you feel like! However, I am a gifmaker myself, so I do apologize if some of these prompts do not fit all formats very well.

The prompts are as follows:

Day 1 - favorite episode(s) Day 2 - favorite location(s) Day 3 - favorite character(s) Day 4 - favorite dynamic(s)/relationship(s)/family Day 5 - favorite costume(s) Day 6 - favorite quote(s) Day 7 - open category 🥂

Please use tags #boardwalkappreciation24 or #boardwalkedit, so we can all see the posts more easily. I also urge y'all to reblog any post you enjoy to support the op, or at least leave a nice comment :)

[runn0ft]

Mickey: Can I ask a dumb question?

Arnold: Better than anyone I know.

[flysafepapi]

Meyer: I may be short but that doesn't mean you're not about to experience the wrath of a god.

[flysafepapi]

Meyer: It’s a great day today, isn’t it?

Frank: [Whispering to Benny] What’s happening? Why is he smiling?

Benny: Charlie got blackout drunk last night and somehow managed to make it back to the apartment. Meyer tried to take his shirt off to get him changed but Charlie slapped his hand away and said, “Stop! I have a husband!”

[flysafepapi]

Charlie: You need to stop doing weird things. Go out, get some air. Do something fun.

Benny: I went to the park today.

Meyer: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Benny, opening his coat: This duck.

[flysafepapi]

Jimmy: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Meyer: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Charlie: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Richard: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Al: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Benny: Mental stability, my old friend!

Jimmy: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

[flysafepapi]

Charlie: Everything almost ready?

Meyer: Benny, how are we looking?

Benny: Sexy, but not like we’re trying too hard. Like, sure, we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless.

Meyer: For the meeting, Benny.

Benny: Oh, right.

[fancykraken]

It’s Always Sunny in Boardwalk

[manhattan-mari]

jimmy: if i punch myself and it hurts, am i weak or strong?

richard: weak.

gillian: strong.

angela: an idiot is what you are

[violaobanion]

[incorrectboardwalkquotes]

ok but the "i should have left you on the street corner where I found you" "bUT YA DIDNT" vine is the epitome of meyer and benny change my mind

I had mostly left this blog BUT I am going to post this for posterity because every word is true

[incorrectboardwalkquotes]

Benny: Meyer! What are you doing tomorrow?

Meyer: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

[incorrectboardwalkquotes]

Benny: Damn, Charlie, that vest looks dope! But I bet it would look even better on Meyer's floor.

Meyer: Benny, are you hitting on Charlie... for me?

[incorrectboardwalkquotes]

Torrio: Is it entirely without the bounds of possibility that you have an ulterior motive for this trip going ahead?

Nucky: John, I hope you know me better than that. At any given moment I never have fewer than seven ulterior motives in play.

[incorrectboardwalkquotes]

Eli: It's just impossible. McCoy didn't kill them; I didn't kill them; you couldn't have killed them, and there's no one else except Jimmy, so how... oh!

Nucky: You're not thinking...

Eli: Well, I know it seems crazy, but...

Nucky: Jimmy?!

Eli: I know! But the thing is, we've taken away all the things that can possibly have happened, so I suppose the only thing that's left, even though it seems really weird, must be the thing that did happen, in fact.

Nucky: Snappily put.