a touch of insanity

✨I write shit✨usually Peaky Blinders and BwE - 🏳️‍🌈♠️A💜

[flysafepapi]

masterlist

Decided to update the old one because I got rid of some old fics that I wanted to rewrite. Oneshots (or fics I’ve only written one part for yet) will have the whole title linked, series will be numbered.

Boardwalk Empire:

arrowhead (The Mist AU) 

empty chairs at empty tables

houses of chaos

heart of the ocean (Titanic AU)  1 2 3 4 5

can’t fill the hole inside of you with money drugs and cars 1 2 

i know that you’re so much more (Richard x Jimmy)

between us (Charlie x Meyer x Benny) 1 2

Peaky Blinders:

stay with me (requested Tommy Shelby x reader)

siren song (Vampire AU) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

the sin factor (Scream AU Isiah x Duke) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14

best interests (John Shelby x platonic!OC) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

whisper of broken things + screaming of shattered beings - this one has too many parts so the link goes to it’s own masterlist (Arthur Shelby x OMC)

don’t you (Ruby Shelby centric) 1 2 

someone got violent and did not think twice (Tommy Shelby x OMC) 1 2 3 4 5 6 

i made brothers of a different kind instead

surprise (requested Tommy Shelby x reader)

the parting glass

sharpshooter (Tommy Shelby x Barney Thompson)

The Jack Shelby series (Alfie Solomons x OMC) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

hurricane (Bonnie Gold x OFC) 1 2 3 

so much to say (Isaiah Jesus x Michael Gray) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 

so empty so used up (requested Tommy Shelby x reader)

lines on your hands (requested Aberama Gold x reader)

dangerous (Johnny Dogs x OFC) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

a fate that befell me (Alfie Solomons x Arthur Shelby) 1 2 3

[inthedarkestlight]

"I love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. Could be none. Bitch."

— Maekar Targaryen

[merweleftthisbehind-deactivated]

Duncan: Okay, help me, please!

Egg: Got two words for you.

Duncan: I bet they won't be helpful.

Egg: Your problem.

Duncan: I was right.

[inthedarkestlight]

Maekar: Yesterday, I overheard Daeron saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Aerion replying "Trust me.".

Maekar: I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my entire life.

[femmemonologue]

[alicewiththreefingers]

Inspired by one of the greatest tweets of all time.

[incorrect-gotverse]

raymun: hey guys when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include me in it as well? the girls, the gays, and raymun, if it's not too much trouble, thanks

[damazcuz]

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

[my-2nd-account]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Maekar: I have killed my brother. Egg: Does that mean it is okay to- Maekar: No. Egg: But- Maekar: Don't make me send you to the Wall, young man!

[boromirswife]

Egg: You go big or you go home. And you don't seem like the kind of guy who goes home. Dunk: I'm not. I don't even really have a home.

[flyingbanananas]

Lyonel, staring down Dunk intensely: I could take you.

Dunk: You mean in a fight, right?

Lyonel: …

Dunk: RIGHT?!

[merweleftthisbehind-deactivated]

Egg: Gods, give me patience. Aerion: I think you mean “Give me strength”? Egg: If the gods gave me strength, you’d be dead.

[merweleftthisbehind-deactivated]

Daeron, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Maekar: Daeron, sit down and tell us all about it! Egg, would you get your brother some water? Egg: What is he gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank The Seven, the water’s here!”?

[merweleftthisbehind-deactivated]

Egg: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules. Duncan: What? Egg: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Egg: I have to make some adjustments to my play. Duncan, I think you should play the role of my father. Duncan: I don't want to be your father. Egg: That's perfect, you already know your lines.

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.