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Sungho: Are we dating? Riwoo: *spits out drink* What n-no Sungho: You called me baby and sunshine this morning. Riwoo: *nervously laughing* I call all my friends that. Sungho: Riwoo: Jaehyun, tearing up: But you never call me that

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Sungho: Why do you have lipstick stains on you? Jaehyun: *flashback to when he had an argument about the difference between orange red and cherry red with Woonhak* Jaehyun: I'm having an affair

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Taesan, trying to comfort Woonhak: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Riwoo: It's really muggy outside, isn't it? Sungho: If I look outside the window and there are mugs on the lawn, I will murder you. Riwoo: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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Woonhak: I'm so clumsy today. I keep bumping into things. I have so many bruises, it's not even funny. Taesan and Jaehyun, knowing they broke into Woonhak's room in the middle of the night to move all his furniture exactly one inch to the left: Damn that's wild.

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Baby: *Crying* Taesan: *Awkardly picks up baby* It's okay... you'll learn how to do that on the inside when you're older. Riwoo: Riwoo: dude are you okay?

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Woonhak: Where are you going? Taesan: depends Taesan: When I die, probably hell Taesan: But for now, I'm going to the bathroom.

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*Playing Minecraft* Leehan: Jaehyun-hyung could you check on the chicken coop for me? Jaehyun: Okay! Jaehyun: ...That's nOT A CHICKEN- Jaehyun was slain by Iron Golem

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Leehan, walking into Riwoo and Sungho’s room in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream. Riwoo: What was it about? Sungho: No, don’t ask him that! Riwoo: Why not? Sungho: Cause he’ll answer!

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Jaehyun, talking about Leehan: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

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Sungho: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way. Jaehyun: I almost died. Sungho: That... was my favorite memory.

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Jaehyun: Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro… each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!

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Riwoo: *sees Leehan and Taesan together* Riwoo: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Woonhak: You mean... you ship them?

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Sungho: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash. Riwoo: Oh. We're going out? Sungho: Wh...

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Taesan, about Leehan: Can I tell him he looks nice? Sungho: Sure. Taesan: Can I tell him I respect him? Sungho: Maybe, if he asks. Taesan: Should I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs? Sungho: … Sungho: I’d save that for later.

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Woonhak: Do you think that mosquitoes dare their friends to bite somebody with bug spray on?

Taesan: No, because mosquitoes don't have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways. Woonhak: Oh, I’m sorry I didn't know you were the world’s top mosquito expert. Excuse me.

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Woonhak: Jaehyun-hyung told me to stop being immature, so I told him to get out of my fort.