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Lazmet: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Ylira: Isn’t that just killing people?

Lazmet: Ah, technicality.

Teka: We need to get through this locked door. Akos, give me your credit card.

Akos: Here.

Teka, pocketing it: Thanks. Cyra, kick down the door.

Akos: I actually have a black belt.

Cyra: In what? Karate?

Akos: No, from Gucci.

Cyra: Remember when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Ryzek: Stop romanticizing the past.

Teka: I’ve learned some very valuable lessons from all this.

Cyra: I’m guessing they’re horrible distortions of the lessons you should have learned from this.

Teka: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically god.

Cyra: I prevented a murder today.

Akos: Really? How’d you do that?

Cyra: Self-control.

Cyra: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Teka: Thank you.

Cyra: That isn’t a good thing.

Teka: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny.

Cyra: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeves.

Akos: I think you mean cards.

Cyra, pulling out knives: I do not.

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