There have been whispers around the school that Mr Stilinski and Mr Hale are dating. They decide to set the record straight.
Theyāve heard the whispers circulating the school, a buzz of chatter filling the school halls like a swarm of bees.
Mr Hale ā the English teacher ā and Mr Stilinski ā the history teacher and assistant coach for the lacrosse team ā are dating.
They werenāt quite sure when it started, but whispers of their alleged relationship had spread throughout the school. Snippets of gossip and rumours would trail back to them.
āDid you see the way Mr Hale looked at Mr Stilinski today?ā
āIāve never seen Mr Hale smile, but Mr Stilinski makes him smile.ā
āTheyād make such a cute couple.ā
āI saw Mr Stilinski in Mr Haleās office the other day.ā
āMr Hale helped Mr Stilinski put away the sports gear after practice yesterday, and they were in the equipment room for quite some time.ā
āMr Hale and Mr Stilinski always spend their lunch breaks together in their classrooms.ā
For the most part, they were amusing, harmless gossip and stories made up by kids who had watched a few too many romance movies, but it was starting to get out of hand. So Stiles and Derek decided to address the rumours.
They called all their students together and gathered in one of the larger classrooms. Students crammed in where they could, sitting in chairs or on the floor, a few perching themselves on the cabinets that lined the far wall. The room was filled with a quiet buzz of chatter, a mixture of confusion, concern, and excitement.
Derek stood in front of his desk. His arms were crossed over his chest as he leant back against the edge of the desk. Stiles stood beside him, hands buried in the pockets of his jacket.
āAlright,ā Derek said gruffly.
The room fell silent.
āWeāre heard quite a lot of talk around the school about whether or not Mr Stilinski and I are dating,ā Derek started.
The students started cheering. Some let out excited gasps and a few students shouted, āI knew it!ā
Derek drew in a deep breath, fighting the urge to roll his eyes. He waited for them to settle before continuing, āWeāve decided to clear this up, once and for all. Mr Stilinski and I are not dating.ā
The room filled with shocked gasps, hushed whispers and a one student who was brave enough to shout, āYet!ā
Stiles ducked his head, hiding his smirk as he struggled to smother his laughter.
Derek waited for the room to fall quiet, his stern stare hushing the room.
āMr Stilinski and I are not dating,ā he reiterated. Pausing for a moment ā waiting to see if the students would object again ā before adding, āWeāre married.ā
The room burst into a cacophony of noise: cheers, screams, applause. You could have sworn they were celebrating winning the nationals, not finding out their teachers were married.
Stiles couldnāt hold it in any more, he burst out laughing, turning away from his students so that they couldnāt see how bright red his face was.
Derek glanced over at him, his harsh features softening as he smiled lovingly at Stiles and let out a quiet chuckle.
Stiles drew in a dep breath, gathering himself as he raised his voice above the noise to say, āAnd nothing happened in the equipment room.ā
The members of the lacrosse team and a few other students who had heard that rumour started laughing.
Not really sterek but imagine Erica walking home at night and some creep keeps following her and cat calling her and she gets so annoyed that she decides to shift and start growing and chasing him back. And she chases him for several blocks. And when she finally makes it back home stiles asked what took her so long and she says she has to chase some creep around. And the next day while at work (stiles works at the police station) some guy comes in saying some crazy lady chased him last night and stiles pretends to care and says that theyāll do everything to catch her then never files the report.
Why can I see him calling Erica and asking her to drop something off to him because heās petty and wants to watch the guy squirm? Why can I imagine Stiles pretending to file the report but actually getting the guy to confess to stalking and harassing Erica? Why can I imagine Derek stalking Erica home (not in a creepy way but in a protective way) for the next few weeks to make sure no one messes with her again?
Derekās not the type to be openly romantic. Like yeah, heāll tug Stiles in by the waist and heāll lean into the PDA (because Stiles absolutely doles it out like itās oxygen), but he rarely initiates it. And heās definitely not verbose, so from the outside, it probably looks like Stiles is the one constantly waxing poetic while Derek just grunts in the background . No one would ever believe heās the kind of guy to use pet names.
But what they donāt know is how soft he gets when itās just the two of them. How, when theyāre tangled up in bed, limbs a mess, and Stiles asks something dumb like āWould you still love me if I was a worm?ā
Derek presses his mouth to the warm skin behind Stilesās ear, and whispers sleepily:
āBaby, if you were a worm, Iād raze the earth to find you. Iād sift through every grain of sand, tunnel through the dark until I reached you. Iād leave no stone unturned, no dirt unsearched. Iād go mad with the need to find you. And when I did, Iād rise from the underworld with you in my hands. Youād be my treasure. My reason for existing. Iād burn the world to ashes just to keep you close.ā
And Stiles? He just kind of short circuits. Goes completely red and faceplants into the mattress because what the hell is he supposed to do with that?
Iāve been thinking of how angsty it would be if the Hale family suddenly got resurrection due to magical shenanigans, probably Stiles. Like imagine Talia seeing her teenage son is now a grown man with a husband and a kid. Imagine how many milestones she missed out on as Derek reconnects with her and introduces his new family.
"So, in the time I've been gone, you've grown up, gotten married, and had a kid. Is there anything else I should know about?"
"Cora survived the fire and was abducted by Deucalion until we found her a few years ago. Peter found his daughter, Malia. Chris Argent is now a friend of ours. And everyone knows about the supernatural," Derek answers, counting them on his fingers.
"Oh, and we killed Peter," Stiles adds. "Like.... five times."
Talia turns to look at her brother who is still very much alive. She glances between Peter and Derek with a look of confusion.
"He never stays dead," Stiles says, almost disappointed.
Teen Wolf AU: In which Derek Hale is a cop who keeps arresting Stiles.
Itās not like Stiles keeps misbehaving and getting arrested on purpose. Okay, yeah, no, he totally is. Who can blame a guy for having a thing for illegaly hot men in uniforms? No one, thatās who.
Stiles isnāt entirely sure heāll ever be able to look his Dad in the eye again (not because of his rapidly growing record, but because of the naughty thoughts that enter his mind as soon as he sees someone in a police uniform nowadays, and thatās just traumatising considering his Dad is a Sheriff) but right now Stiles is too preoccupied with his pent up sexual frustration to pay much heed to his guilty conscience.
Because Officer Hale is Hot. Capital letters Hot. Smoking. Drop-dead gorgeous. And worth every minute he spends in a cell.
He swears, it was perfectly innocent when it started.Ā He was perfectly innocent back then, or at least almost; Scott had been the one to drag him to a frat party, ignoring Stilesā earlier protests that he needed to study, and thenā¦.well, theyād gotten drunk. As one does. With fake-IDs. Bad fake IDs, which Hale probably couldāve spotted a mile away.Ā
Thatās why Hale took him to the station the first time. Stiles didnāt mind so much, after heād been done freaking out about what his Dad would think (the alcohol helped not caring too much).
And then it justā¦kept happening. Stiles doesnāt misbehave more than any other college student. He gets drunk, he gets high occasionally, he goes skinny dipping. No biggie. Nothing major. Itās just, unlike the others, he keeps getting caught. Maybe because he wants to.Ā
Or possibly because Hale is keeping a particularly close eye on his shenanigans. ItĀ is sort of suspicious, how heās always there when Stiles gets arrested, how heās always the one to handcuff him. If he didnāt know better, heād think Hale got off on it.
Oh, scratch that, they both definitely get off on it.
post canon streamer stiles who randomly drops lore about himself and proceeds to never elaborate. like, he'll be in the middle of a stream and casually go 'this feels exactly like that one time my boyfriend's psycho uncle chased me through my school in the middle of the night' and then completely moves on while the chat explodes. derek, stiles' strong armed moderator, is low key having the worst day of his life
Derek, crying laughing: Stiles was on a conference call with the FBI and I just heard him say the words āwhich part of the āNoā did you not understand - the ānuhā part or the āohā part?ā
Derek: Heās out here rejecting bureaucrats the same way he tells Eli he canāt have snacks.
Stiles being the one Erica goes to to talk about girl stuff because she doesnāt have any girl friends and Stiles never judges her for it. She admits to him that sheās never felt pretty and didnāt know how to be soft even when she was human because of the seizures. She doesnāt know how to put on makeup besides her red lipstick and thick eyeliner. Eyeshadow? Concealer, blush? Itās all foreign. Sheās never even tried on a dress because she was always afraid that if sheād have a seizure and fall to the floor people might see her underwear.
Cue Stiles- Hyper Fixation, Pack Mom- Stilinski taking it on himself to make her feel beautiful. He studies makeup tutorials and YouTube videos. Takes classes for braiding hair. Learns color theory so he can mix and match outfits.
Derek walks in on him one day as heās trying out different colors of nail polish on himself and the alpha raises his eyebrows in question. Stiles tells him everything, not really expecting a reaction. Derek has been much better with the betas these last few years, the pack becoming closer ever since they rescued Boyd and Erica from the vault but none of them are very good at the emotional stuff. So Stiles is surprised when Derek digs into his pocket and hands him his credit card. āWhatās this for Sourwolf?ā
āOnce you pick a color, sheāll need a matching dress and shoes.ā Derek says with a shrug and Stilesā heart melts. āBuy her a few. Iāve always liked her in yellow.ā The alpha is gone before he can think of a response.
It becomes a thing. Erica starting to wear sundresses. Stiles doing her makeup whenever Boyd takes her out. On pack nights, Erica will sit between his legs on the floor while he sits on the couch and braids her hair while the movie plays on. Peter will give her an approving look every now and again and Isaac will say he has the prettiest sister in a not so mocking tone.
Derek will hand her a little jewelry box on random days. Soft pink flower earrings. Delicate gold and silver necklaces. A string of pearls on her birthday. He never says anything to her but she hugs him tightly, tears in her eyes whenever she pulls away from her alpha.
She does also get her black skinny jeans and leather jacket. She doesnāt fall into pastels but she has the option now. Some days she dresses like Stilesā Cat Woman and other days she feels comfortable enough to wear her dresses and sheās glowing in all of it.
Itās during Christmas when sheās dolled up in her red dress and pearl necklace and French Braid that she kisses Stiles on the cheek. āThank you. You really are my savior Batman.ā
Listen, I donāt really buy into the effeminate Stiles thing, but I DO buy into the thought that everyone thinks heās just a little too pretty.
Like heās a teenage guy that wears plaid shirts and converse literally everyday and clearly has zero interest in any sort of fashion. Heās not the cutesy shy type of nerd whoās quiet and small. Heās canonically a Star Wars, MMORPG, comic book, info-dumping-the-most-random-shit-youāve-ever-heard sort of nerd, whoās loud and takes up space. Heās not wearing flower crowns, heās cracking jokes with people he met on the internet over Skype and building a Death Star Lego set while drinking Mountain Dew into god awful hours of the morning.
So I donāt really have much interest in stories where Stiles is super feminine and frolics through meadows in white sundresses. That just doesnāt feel like Stiles to me.
But I do think Stiles is the type of guy thatās sort of pretty ā sort of really pretty, actually, and has Stilinski always looked like that in the sunlight? Not in a way thatās immediately show-stopping in the halls, but in the way that the longer you look at him, the prettier you think he is.
The type of pretty where someone will be in the stupidest argument of their life with him, and somewhere in the middle their mind just sort ofā¦ trails off. Because has Stiles always looked like this? Has he always had such a slim face with nice angles and good proportions and the definition of doe eyes? And then Stiles will say something stupid and the spell will break, but now they just canāt see his face the same way again.
The type of pretty where a person wonāt notice it for years, even when they pass by him daily in the halls, but one day they catch him staring out the window in class and their mouth goes a little dry. Not enough to fall head over heels instantly or something, but enough that they always look at him a little differently after that.
The type of pretty where Stiles is begging classmate for their homework, or a teacher for an extension, or a deputy to not tell his dad about something, and itās stupid and theyāre unimpressed andā¦ then they get a good look at those big brown eyes with lashes that are criminally long for a guy, and they find themselves sort of caving without meaning to.
And Stiles has no idea.
Heās not really into girly stuff so it just doesnāt ever occur to associate himself with the word āpretty.ā He just knows heās kind of lanky and average height and thereās nothing particularly striking about him. He knows heās uncoordinated on a good day and into hobbies that land him square in loser territory. He knows heās not what most girls (or guys) picture when they think of their ideal type.
So heās oblivious when he gets a little too close and someone stares a half-beat too long, or someone shoots him a second glance, or someone makes a begrudging show about it but still hands him their notes.
Feminine isnāt a word Iād ever use to describe Stiles, but I do think heās subtly pretty until itās suddenly not subtle anymore.
(((The exception to this, of course, is Derek. Who noticed. Whoās always noticed. Whoās been so fucking hyperfixated on how fucking pretty Stiles is from the very first second he laid eyes on him. Who loses his fucking mind every time Stiles looks up at him with those big brown eyes, and Derek becomes nothing more than a frothing animal in a manās body who would give him anything and everything Stiles could ever for)))
The first time Stiles kisses Derek, itās an accident.
Kind of.
He meant to say something cool, maybe make a dumb joke about werewolf pheromones or the full moon doing something to him - but instead, he justā¦ kissed him.
In the middle of the loft. Mid argument. Mid sentence.
Derek freezes. Stiles panics.
āI - I didnāt mean to do that,ā Stiles blurts. āOkay, thatās a lie. I definitely meant to, but not like that. Not mid āyou're being emotionally unavailable again, Derek,ā because wow, what a mood killer, right? And-ā
āStiles.ā
Stiles snaps his mouth shut.
Derekās looking at him like heās something wild and untouchable and also the only thing keeping him grounded.
āIām crazy about you,ā Derek says simply.
Stiles blinks. āWhat.ā
āI have been. For a long time.ā
āOh.ā
Beat.
āWait, likeā¦crazy crazy?ā
Derek smiles - actually smiles - and takes a step closer. āLike, canāt-think-straight-when-youāre-around, your-voice-is-my-favorite-sound, Iād-follow-you-into-a-burning-building crazy.ā
Stiles, for once in his life, has no words.
So he kisses him again.
This time, totally on purpose.
And Derek kisses him back like heās been waiting forever.
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