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All packed up 🐮🔪

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Farwell, Cow Chop (2016 - 2019)

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I've only been out here for three years and I thought this would last longer

a very real quote from Aleks Marchant, CEO of the now-deceased cow chop.

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Cow chop is ending and we're all despressed

what will YOU miss the most about cow chop?

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i might as well change this blogs name to incorrectaleksquotes at this rate ewfjrbgrgerger

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I know I haven't been active but just so u know this blog will ride that wave of depression with cow chop until it officially drowns

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Brett: i guess you could say i’m kind of a chicken magnet

Lindsey: …don’t you mean chick magnet-

[sounds of distant clucking get louder]

Brett: we have to go NOW

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dance instructor: welcome to salsa class! who’s ready to start dancing?

Aleks: so there might have been a misunderstanding,

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Brett: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart

Aleks: I photosynthesize with this

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Alec *hits head and passes out on ground*

Garret: quick! call 911!

Jakob, panicking: what’s their number?!

Alec, waking up: bitch-

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Alec: can you go get us a table while I park the car?

Jakob: ok

[a few minutes later]

Jakob, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: stART THE FUCKIN CAR

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btw im not dead

I'm just chillin. Posts will resume in two weeks.

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Brett, texting: WHERE ARE YOU AND JAKOB?!

Alec, responding: WE’RE FUCKING

Alec: GETTING [not delivered]

Alec: DRINKS [not delivered]

Brett: You know what, never mind, i don’t want to know more

Alec: NO WAIT [not delivered]

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Aleks: Fuck Alec.

Jakob: I’m TRYING

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Lindsey: How did none of you hear what i just said??

Aleks: I’ve been zoned out for the past two hours

Alec: I got distracted halfway through

Brett: I made the active decision to ignore you

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Aleks: what’s that smell?

Brett: fresh air.

Aleks: …I don’t like it

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Brett: I swing both ways. ;)

Brett: Violently with a bat. Come and get some motherfuckers.