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@incorrectccquotes
All packed up 🐮🔪
Farwell, Cow Chop (2016 - 2019)
I've only been out here for three years and I thought this would last longer
a very real quote from Aleks Marchant, CEO of the now-deceased cow chop.
Cow chop is ending and we're all despressed
what will YOU miss the most about cow chop?
i might as well change this blogs name to incorrectaleksquotes at this rate ewfjrbgrgerger
I know I haven't been active but just so u know this blog will ride that wave of depression with cow chop until it officially drowns
Brett: i guess you could say i’m kind of a chicken magnet
Lindsey: …don’t you mean chick magnet-
[sounds of distant clucking get louder]
Brett: we have to go NOW
dance instructor: welcome to salsa class! who’s ready to start dancing?
Aleks: so there might have been a misunderstanding,
Brett: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart
Aleks: I photosynthesize with this
Alec *hits head and passes out on ground*
Garret: quick! call 911!
Jakob, panicking: what’s their number?!
Alec, waking up: bitch-
Alec: can you go get us a table while I park the car?
Jakob: ok
[a few minutes later]
Jakob, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: stART THE FUCKIN CAR
btw im not dead
I'm just chillin. Posts will resume in two weeks.
Brett, texting: WHERE ARE YOU AND JAKOB?!
Alec, responding: WE’RE FUCKING
Alec: GETTING [not delivered]
Alec: DRINKS [not delivered]
Brett: You know what, never mind, i don’t want to know more
Alec: NO WAIT [not delivered]
Aleks: Fuck Alec.
Jakob: I’m TRYING
Lindsey: How did none of you hear what i just said??
Aleks: I’ve been zoned out for the past two hours
Alec: I got distracted halfway through
Brett: I made the active decision to ignore you
Aleks: what’s that smell?
Brett: fresh air.
Aleks: …I don’t like it
Brett: I swing both ways. ;)
Brett: Violently with a bat. Come and get some motherfuckers.