incorrect cp quotes

"not all men? you're right. Eric Bittle would never do this." - the Samwell Men's Hockey Team probably

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Hey, lovely followers! I’ve decided to officially keep the other blog active and leave this one up as an archive, mostly because trying to combine the two would have been too much work.

I made sure to clear out the inbox for this blog, so if you submitted something here that wasn’t published, it’s going to be posted on @incorrectcheckpleasequotes sometime in the next few weeks.

Basically, @incorrectcheckpleasequotes is now the main incorrect Check Please! blog, so that is the one you should follow and submit to to get your incorrect quotes fix for this fandom.

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This is the old mod, signing off. Sorry to spam your dash with another boring mod post, but i just wanted to say, thank you all for enjoying this little blog that i made on a whim, and i hope you have a great time with the new mod!

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new mod!

so this is the mod of @incorrectcheckpleasequotes speaking to you now! the original mod of this blog very graciously agreed to add me as a mod on this blog so i could have the option to consolidate the two blogs or redirect you to that one, whatever.

i’m still deciding which of those things i want to do, but either way, i am here to fulfill your incorrect check please needs!

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Shitty: Jack, I think you should play the role of my father.

Jack: I don’t wanna be your father.

Shitty: That’s perfect, you already know your lines!

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Hashbrown: no filter

Jack Zimmermann

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Shitty: What we need is a diversion… I say Jack gets naked.

Jack: No.

Shitty: I could get naked.

Everyone: No!

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Holster: *picks up Bitty*

Bitty: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Holster: No, it’s like holding a couple of grapes.

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Listen up 5's. A 10 is speaking.

Kent Parson

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Nursey: Chowder, you’re like an angel with no wings.

Chowder: So like a person.

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Rans, don’t be a gooey chocolate chip cookie

Holster

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Shitty: You’re my best friend. Last year, we shared a toothbrush.

Jack: I was not aware of that.

Shitty: We did.

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Jack: Go tell Lardo she’s cute. What the worst that could happen?

Shitty: She could hear me.

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Jack: If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my frogs equally.

[earlier that day]

Jack: I don’t care for Dex.

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Bitty: This is my boyfriend, Jack, and this is Jack's boyfriend, Kent.

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I’m just gonna go home, lie down and listen to country music. The music of pain.

Jack Zimmermann

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Parse: Um, the section for ugly grandma clothes is over there.

Lardo: Yeah? Well the section for people who lost at beer pong IS OVER THERE! [points to exit]

Shitty: We came as fast as we could! We heard a pro hockey player got seriously BURNED!

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I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.

Jack Zimmermann