[knightowlet]

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

[joshpeck]

really interested in the idea of being loved

[yurtcobain]

you're laughing. i asked you who sings party rock anthem and you're laughing.

[you-are-another-me]

[anxietyproblem]

[bfkissesmoved]

*hops around my room on one foot trying to pull my pants up like a teen boy who’s about to miss his bus in an 80’s movie*

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Nick + Jess + Parallels Season 7

[12345675432132345643-deactivate]

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Ain’t that the vampire baby from Twilight?

[loveandlucky]

This is funnier than any joke told by 90 percent of the comedians out there

[gahdamnpunk]

Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[labias]

astrology isnt real but every positive thing written about my sign is true 

[paulryanfatnutsjutsu-deactivate]

Hold me closer tiny bastard

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[woolsocklesbian]

we’re drinkin WATER TONIGHT BABEY

[tibby]

if a clown in a sewer offered me a paper boat i simply would not take it

[thyrell]

vibe test came back negative :(

[juicewrld]

[g0ds-favorite]