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Things that the Modern Warfare series gang had said canonically. [Submissions Open] | Tags |

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Ghost: People ask me- are you a top or a bottom?

Ghost: I’m a burden.

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Ghost: I’ll stab you.

Alex: You can’t, I’m baby.

Ghost: Shut the fuck up y-

Mara: What the fuck is going on here.

Alex: He wants to stab me.

Mara: Wait wait you can't do that, he's baby.

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Roach: OH MY GOD

Soap: WHAT

Roach: it’s called sand because its in between SEA and LAND

Soap:

Soap: OH MY GOD

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Soap: Hey what’s for dinner?

Ghost: Tonight I’m serving LOOKS

Soap: *slams fists on table* WE HAVEN’T EATEN IN 3 DAYS

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Alex: Apparently you’re supposed to present as “feminine” or “masculine”, well I’m presenting as a “fucking idiot”.

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Price: It’s time to find out what he knows.

Soap: Right. *slaps Al-Assad*

Price: Soap, you have to ask him a question first.

Soap: Oh yeah. What color are me knickers. *slaps*

Price, visibly frustrated: Bloody hell, just lemme do it!

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Alex calling in fear: Farah, there’s a creature under my bed, it’s so horrifying and god awful.

Ghost on the lower bed bunker: I’m gonna stab your ass Alex.

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Gaz: Must you always attack me with words?

Price: Do you want me to use rocks?

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Kate: Let’s say you’re driving, you see General Lyons and General Norris infront of you. Quickly, what do you hit?

Price: Oh definitely Norris, I can’t stand that wanker.

Kate: The brakes, Price, you hit the brakes.

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Soap: That was not part of the plan.

Roach: Wait this isn’t part of the plan?

Ghost: There was a plan?

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Farah: Price?

Price: Yes?

Kyle: Can a person breathe in a washng machine while it’s on?

Price:

Price: Where’s Alex.

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Soap: Why are you ignoring Roach?

Ghost: I’m playing hard to get.

Soap: Why would you do that, you’re already hard to want.

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Alex: I’m not an idiot, I just lack all common sense.

Alex: Like, I can infiltrate an entire base without being compromised with only a spoon.

Alex: But you can bet your ass that I’m doing this Tide Pod challenge.

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Ghost: Look at how bloody drunk you are!

Soap: I’m not fucking drunk.

Ghost: Can you tell the time?

Soap: Yes I can.

Soap looking at the clock: I’m not fucking drunk.

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-in the middle of a shootout-

Alex: Farah, will you marry me?

Farah: You’re asking me NOW?! I mean, yes I will, but NOW?!

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Alternative: Alex running his fingers through Farrahs hair, as she snoozes. When he stops, her eyes shoot open and says “did I say stop?”

That is adorable!

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