Incorrect Coral Island Quotes And Headcanons

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Agung: I’m in love with you.

Farmer : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Agung: I know.

Farmer : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Denali: I owe you one.

Farmer : That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Farmer : Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Yuri: You always act stupid.

Yuri:

Yuri: Wait...

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Farmer walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Miranjani, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Miranjani, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

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Scott: Farmer , you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Farmer , naked in Scott's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Scott, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

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Farmer : I think I'm falling for you.

Semeru: Then get up.

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Eva: I feel like doing something stupid.

Farmer : I’m stupid, do me.

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Farmer : I like your new pants!

Noah: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Farmer : I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Noah: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Farmer : Thats’s… not what I meant.

Noah: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Farmer .

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Scott: Talk dirty to me, baby~

Farmer : The dishes.

Scott: Wh-

Farmer : They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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Farmer : Wow, Theo, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Theo: We literally slept together yesterday.

Farmer : That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Miranjani: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Farmer : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Miranjani: Holy moly-

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Raina: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Farmer : I wrote you a poem.

Raina, already crying: You did?

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Farmer : Is something burning?

Agung, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Farmer : Agung, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Farmer : I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Agung: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Farmer , getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Raina: Are you trying to seduce me?

Farmer : Why, are you seducible?

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Coral Island head canons because no one asked

Pablo is not ticklish and he's greatly saddened by this.

Chaem is ticklish but she will destroy those who try to tickle her.

Millie is not ticklish and she is happy about it.

Lily is very ticklish. Theo used to be an ass about it but now defends her if anyone tries to tickle her.

Leah is only ticklish on her left thigh.

Rafael is ticklish in 2 places but he will not let anyone know.

Scott is only ticklish on his feet.

Kenny is ticklish everywhere but likes it.

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Farmer: So, what do you think of pet names?

Scott: Well, you gotta call them something.