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100% accurate quotes said by two very gay demons

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Dark: I don't know what to do...

Dark: When I see Anti, my heart flutters!

Dr. Iplier: A sign of premature death, I'm sure.

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Anti: Are you free tomorrow?

Dark: No, I'm expensive.

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Anti: Wilford asked me if I liked Dark...

Anti: and I said no, you know, like a liar.

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Anti: Nice hands, Dark.

Dark: Uh, thank you?

Anti: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

Chase: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!

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Dark: Anti and I slept together.

Wilford: And?

Dark: I thought you would be a little more shocked.

Wilford: Oh, sorry.

Wilford, in a shocked voice: And?!

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Anti: You said that if you were to do a same-sex experiment, it would be with me!

Dark: I have never said that.

Anti: It was implied.

Dark: By you!

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Waiter: So what would you like to order?

Anti: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

Dark: Aw, that's so-

Anti, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this.

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Wilford: Don't worry. Anti likes your cute butt and fancy hair. I know. I read his diary.

Dark, touching his hair: He thinks it's fancy?

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Anti, to a random demon: Fight me.

Dark: *sparks coming from his palms* Don't lay a hand on him if you ever want to have a peaceful afterlife.

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Anti: I know what will make you feel better...

Dark: Not another box of cats-

Anti: It's a box of cats!

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Anti, laying on the couch: Dark?

Dark: Yes?

Anti: I'm cold.

Dark: *goes and lays on top of Anti* Better?

Anti: Yes.

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Dark: I think I have a crush on Anti...

Wilford: Congratulations! You're officially the last person to figure it out.

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Dark: I was trying to open this, but the can opener is broken.

Anti: So it's a... can't opener?

Dark: I can't believe I married you.

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im really tired

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Anti, to his puppets in the underworld: Alright, listen up you little shits...

Anti: Except you, Dark, my dear, you're a gem and we're very happy to have you here with us.

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Jameson: *walks into the room*

Wilford: Wow, suddenly I'm gay.

Anti: That's how I felt when Dark walked in.

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Anti, holding up a picture of Dark: Have you seen Dark?

Chase: Not since yesterday. Why? Is he missing?

Anti: Oh no, he's fine, he's at my place right now. I just wanted you to look at him like isn't he perfect? I love him so much and- Chase, stop walking away from me! I want to tell you about Dark!