Dark: I don't know what to do...
Dark: When I see Anti, my heart flutters!
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Dark: I don't know what to do...
Dark: When I see Anti, my heart flutters!
Dr. Iplier: A sign of premature death, I'm sure.
Anti: Are you free tomorrow?
Dark: No, I'm expensive.
Anti: Wilford asked me if I liked Dark...
Anti: and I said no, you know, like a liar.
Anti: Nice hands, Dark.
Dark: Uh, thank you?
Anti: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
Chase: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!
Dark: Anti and I slept together.
Wilford: And?
Dark: I thought you would be a little more shocked.
Wilford: Oh, sorry.
Wilford, in a shocked voice: And?!
Anti: You said that if you were to do a same-sex experiment, it would be with me!
Dark: I have never said that.
Anti: It was implied.
Dark: By you!
Waiter: So what would you like to order?
Anti: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?
Dark: Aw, that's so-
Anti, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this.
Wilford: Don't worry. Anti likes your cute butt and fancy hair. I know. I read his diary.
Dark, touching his hair: He thinks it's fancy?
Anti, to a random demon: Fight me.
Dark: *sparks coming from his palms* Don't lay a hand on him if you ever want to have a peaceful afterlife.
Anti: I know what will make you feel better...
Dark: Not another box of cats-
Anti: It's a box of cats!
Anti, laying on the couch: Dark?
Dark: Yes?
Anti: I'm cold.
Dark: *goes and lays on top of Anti* Better?
Anti: Yes.
Dark: I think I have a crush on Anti...
Wilford: Congratulations! You're officially the last person to figure it out.
Dark: I was trying to open this, but the can opener is broken.
Anti: So it's a... can't opener?
Dark: I can't believe I married you.
im really tired
Anti, to his puppets in the underworld: Alright, listen up you little shits...
Anti: Except you, Dark, my dear, you're a gem and we're very happy to have you here with us.
Jameson: *walks into the room*
Wilford: Wow, suddenly I'm gay.
Anti: That's how I felt when Dark walked in.
Anti, holding up a picture of Dark: Have you seen Dark?
Chase: Not since yesterday. Why? Is he missing?
Anti: Oh no, he's fine, he's at my place right now. I just wanted you to look at him like isn't he perfect? I love him so much and- Chase, stop walking away from me! I want to tell you about Dark!