Incorrect Dicesuki Quotes

Quotes that may or may not be from Dicesuki's games, Locked Heart and Cinderella Phenomenon. This blog is unofficial/fan-made and is not affiliated with Dicesuki. Warning: Contains spoilers. Come and chat with me and many others on the DiceSuki Discord!

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Sorry to keep you waiting.

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Fritz: Okay, so you're driving when Rod and Emelaigne walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Lucette: Oh, definitely Rod.

Fritz: ...the brakes, Princess. You hit the brakes.

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@secretswansong​  wanted to share your tags on this post

#apparently rumpelstiltskin is of german origin so you missed an opportunity to say:#sad backwards is das - und das es nicht gut

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Lucette: I’m sad.

Rumpel: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Rumpel: And das not good.

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Karma: Oh, babe! You had a crush on me! That's embarrassing.

Lucette: We're married.

Karma: Still...

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I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.

Lucette, probably

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Lucette: Let's slow dance!

Rumpel: [Does the Macarena at one-fourth speed]

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Rumpel: Am I cool or what?

Lucette: What.

Rumpel: I said-

Lucette: Oh no, I heard you.

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I don’t understand. And I am not used to not understanding.

Lucette, probably

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Lucette: Is it poisoned, Rod?

Rod: There's enough of that in you already.

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Lucette: You remind me of the ocean.

Karma: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Lucette: Because you're salty and you scare people.

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Rumpel: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Delora: You are a hazard to society.

Karma: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Rumpel: Started talking to yourself, Karma?

Karma: Yes, it’s the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation around here.

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Rumpel: Oh Lucette, do you have to look at everything in such a negative light?

Lucette: You mean the harsh light of reality?

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Just because you’re trash, doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

Delora, to Lucette, probably

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Rumpel: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing!

Lucette: Oh, are we telling lies now? I’m very happy to be here!

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Deon: [Plays the piano]

Aura: [Cries]

Aura: This is so sad, Alexa play despacito

[submitted by slushie4michael]